𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚖, 𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡.

[coherer]

JONAS WARD
"That's between you and your priest."

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bruncle enjin...

[coherer]

I'm old in my soul, cut me some slack
As for my travel experience, I have played this game so many times before that the novelty's worn off

( ... Then the crankiness wears off, glad to be hearing from Enjin when he hasn't seen much of him the past few days. )

Okay okay
Um
The tent is green right?
Like the roof of the tent?

[shredder]

it's a classic for a reason gramps
your old ass should respect it

[ Plus it was either I Spy or, like, Space Candy Crush™ — and honestly, no one wants the latter. Too many ads. ]

but ❌
wrong again
one chance left man cmon

[coherer]

Yeah yeah get off my lawn etc

God I have no idea though
Green fr
What is green

( ... SUDDENLY ALERT )

Is it weed?????

[shredder]

[ Tfw ur canon canonically has drugs but like? Is weed real? WHATEVER the automatic translator is just doing its thing here. ]

oh yeah you caught me
i've been holding out this whole time
hosts said no cigs but yes to everything else

[ Please. ]

okay so you ready for a life lesson

[coherer]

Ughhhhhhhhhh

Is it a fun life lesson or a "when I was your age" life lesson😮‍💨

[shredder]

whoa there old man
i'm not the one going to bed like right after dinner

but w/e the lesson that i'll still generously share is
old games can still have fun surprises
and they're prob rigged

[ Attached: a pic of a glass bottle, half-full of some sort of green liquid. Absinthe? Melon liqueur? Well, no, but — ]

i was gonna say we should share a drink
kill some time yk catch up on life
but i don't wanna interrupt your beauty sleep

[coherer]

yk?
My next guess was gonna be "mysterious liquor," so idk if I still get a reward for that or
bc I'm so into that idea, let me get out of my rocking chair and swing by

( Creakily gets up... Holds his back for dramatic effect... )

Where are you in here?
The wind is so loud it's insane, I can't wait to hear something other than glass ricocheting off the shields lol