Literally what do you think I've been doing till now I've been hoarding food like a hibernating animal or something man seriously It wasn't hard People keep offering me granola bars and crap But on the ship I actually took a couple of bags of chips lol
First off my Host pilot Gilded Reverie's Edge is like adamant I stay hydrated Like a tropical snake knows my biological business better than me but whatever And just like random people in support
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never mind, the thought's gone because noctis is trying to push their not-date up timeline-wise )
But ummm we CAN go? Your leg is brutal though I thought Like do you need more time? I could piggyback you ig............
[ Which is as suspicious as he gets. If Jonas says the Hosts and Support are worried about how much he's eating, who is he to say otherwise? He's been out of it, after all. Besides, he's pretty tall, well-built... knowing Gladio, that means he needs to eat more, right? ]
Nah
Maybe it's not perfect but medical's been on it. Had it checked twice now and I'll go back again later. They're pretty good at patching stuff up tbh
Yeah totally lol They're downright obsessed with me
( huge sarcasm, HUGE )
But I'll take your word for it Just you seem like one of those guys who tells people their ankle is fine but then it snaps and I'm like "wow look it wasn't all along!"
I could use the ride though I'll just saddle you up like a pack mule and we'll be good to go Which dune should we choose? There is a particularly tall one west but it might've been obliterated by the whales
You're saying that based on ??? btw. Maybe bc it's obv I give off a vibe of not getting hurt much and you're in disbelief over it. You should work on making peace with it probably lol
Lol okay well we're walking since apparently I've been underestimating you a bunch Or overestimating you idk which My Host pilot said they wouldn't fly after dark He's underestimating my will to go literally anywhere when it's this cold, but since we'll have blankets, it's fine It's not really that far I'll drop you a pin unless you wanna hobble over together?
So I'm not carrying you anymore? I'm not complaining
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Wait like you want to go now? [ That's... probably not unwise given the temperatures Jonas mentions; if they're able to make the trip while it's relatively warm that's less time spent in the chill. ]
You really haven't? My first name's a little weird bc everyone thinks it's JonAH when it's not ig I haven't heard yours ever either
Jonas means dove though, which is a bird and like a pretty universal peace symbol It comes from Jonah too which is why my mom chose it probably, and he's the guy from this religious book called the Bible He got eaten temporarily by a whale bc he had to be taught a lesson So here's hoping the sand whales keep their distance I don't need anymore lessons
Anyway idk what Benjamin means, it was my dad's name though Ward just means wardπ€
Yep at this point I am definitely the kid voted most likely to get whaled in my senior yearbook Thank you
He's just some guy though God (our religion's god... ik) gives him a mission to go preach to this city of sinners But he was like "nope" and got on a ship to run away bc he was scared basically So he gets swallowed by the whale after a big storm, prays to God for mercy, and is ~saved~ so he can do his duty Teaches you about God's mercy/compassion to all yada yada
Yeah Anyways I'm named after my religion's cowardly loser If you need any hot new Bible lessons, I'm your guy
I'd rate the summary of the story pretty high so ig you're my go-to
[ If that's what people on Earth believe, there will be a lot of cause for him to study up. Jonas, for all his self-deprecating, makes a good tutor. ]
You've basically been on a ship now and we made it here safe so I think you've trashed the comparison lol
Tho you're making it sound like he's got a bad rep, which ig makes me wonder why she picked it. Since you def said this was her idea and not your dad's
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Sure let's do it
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I am hyperaware of how terminal this is, thank you so much
It doesn't help that everyone around me is also lame and I just perpetually feed off it
You serious though?
How about like when we get back to the mothership??
Like fr get back, not "quickly go do 50 squats and then leave" get back
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[ I know exactly who you mean, and I'm sure no one else could possibly be included. ]
If I say yes are you going to be the one bringing the goods?
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I can totally bring the goods
I have it all already I just need to get back to the ship
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Lol doubt
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I've been hoarding food like a hibernating animal or something man seriously
It wasn't hard
People keep offering me granola bars and crap
But on the ship I actually took a couple of bags of chips lol
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[ I'm in Support, I'm supposed to pass out the food. ]
Chips huh
Okay I'm listening. You sure we have to wait until we're back on board? Sounds like you've got what you need rn and there's a good view at night
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Like a tropical snake knows my biological business better than me but whatever
And just like random people in support
( wait a second....................
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never mind, the thought's gone because noctis is trying to push their not-date up timeline-wise )
But ummm we CAN go?
Your leg is brutal though I thought
Like do you need more time?
I could piggyback you ig............
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[ Which is as suspicious as he gets. If Jonas says the Hosts and Support are worried about how much he's eating, who is he to say otherwise? He's been out of it, after all. Besides, he's pretty tall, well-built... knowing Gladio, that means he needs to eat more, right? ]
Nah
Maybe it's not perfect but medical's been on it. Had it checked twice now and I'll go back again later. They're pretty good at patching stuff up tbh
I could carry YOU if you're tired tho
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They're downright obsessed with me
( huge sarcasm, HUGE )
But I'll take your word for it
Just you seem like one of those guys who tells people their ankle is fine but then it snaps and I'm like "wow look it wasn't all along!"
I could use the ride though I'll just saddle you up like a pack mule and we'll be good to go
Which dune should we choose?
There is a particularly tall one west but it might've been obliterated by the whales
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Depends
Are you flying us over to it or are we walking?
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Or overestimating you idk which
My Host pilot said they wouldn't fly after dark
He's underestimating my will to go literally anywhere when it's this cold, but since we'll have blankets, it's fine
It's not really that far
I'll drop you a pin unless you wanna hobble over together?
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Wait like you want to go now? [ That's... probably not unwise given the temperatures Jonas mentions; if they're able to make the trip while it's relatively warm that's less time spent in the chill. ]
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Why not now?
Honestly maybe we could sit ON my ship and look, then we have a place to go after if we want
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Is your ship big enough for that? ig more importantly is it far enough away from all these other loud assholes?
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They'll probably be in tents so maybe the shields will eat some of the noise
Hopefully though
They're driving me crazy
Anyway room isn't what you have to worry about bc my ship's the biggest oneβπ»
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Last time I checked it had my initials carved into it not yours
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Well first initial ig lol
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It's like that then
So I'll just take the faster sleeker cooler ship since you're good with that
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All it'll cost is your middle and last name
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Jonas Benjamin Ward
yk Ward?
My username?
You gotta lay yours on me now too, c'mon
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Sure I'll tell you, but make it even first. I told you what Noctis means. What do yours mean?
I haven't heard names like those before
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My first name's a little weird bc everyone thinks it's JonAH when it's not
ig I haven't heard yours ever either
Jonas means dove though, which is a bird and like a pretty universal peace symbol
It comes from Jonah too which is why my mom chose it probably, and he's the guy from this religious book called the Bible
He got eaten temporarily by a whale bc he had to be taught a lesson
So here's hoping the sand whales keep their distance
I don't need anymore lessons
Anyway idk what Benjamin means, it was my dad's name though
Ward just means wardπ€
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Don't know if I see you as a symbol of peace tho. The eaten by the whale part definitely [ affectionate ]
Is Jonah a god or just some guy? Sounds like I've got more to research
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Thank you
He's just some guy though
God (our religion's god... ik) gives him a mission to go preach to this city of sinners
But he was like "nope" and got on a ship to run away bc he was scared basically
So he gets swallowed by the whale after a big storm, prays to God for mercy, and is ~saved~ so he can do his duty
Teaches you about God's mercy/compassion to all yada yada
Yeah
Anyways I'm named after my religion's cowardly loser
If you need any hot new Bible lessons, I'm your guy
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[ If that's what people on Earth believe, there will be a lot of cause for him to study up. Jonas, for all his self-deprecating, makes a good tutor. ]
You've basically been on a ship now and we made it here safe so I think you've trashed the comparison lol
Tho you're making it sound like he's got a bad rep, which ig makes me wonder why she picked it. Since you def said this was her idea and not your dad's
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