𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚖, 𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡.

[coherer]

JONAS WARD
"That's between you and your priest."

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[coherer]

I think you know that there's a difference between asking someone if they want a permanent unibrow vs. telling them to out their sexuality to two pan/bi dudes
One of whom has been like a douche
OFFENCE INTENDED
C'mon Cain

[blyat]

that's not what i meant
every conversation, not just here, he's always prying

[local man doesn't know what friendship without ulterior motive is]

i don't see how my question was such a big deal anyway
it's a normal thing to ask

[coherer]

omg you're both mutually douches, happy?
In my country it's kind of a bitter topic to be anything but straight
It might be like that for him
Except he told us he's straight and so he is

Is it not that way for you guys?
Like in your military and stuff?
On that note, what do you consider prying?

[blyat]

you don't actually think he's straight, do you

no
asking someone what they're into is basic as hell
you walk into the showers, some guy's railing another guy up the ass? yeah it's kinda rude to do it in front of your face but it still happens
technically against the rules, but no one cares

prying is asking questions i don't wanna answer

pries

[coherer]

It doesn't matter what I think
Don't you get that?
It's his business, not ours

Same as when people in your circles made that your business when they shouldn't have
That's not cool
It's straight up sexual harassment

Are you okay?
Seriously
That sounds really awful to have to go through
Not just rude but like alienating and uncomfortable
You have to consent to that stuff
That they didn't ask you is messed up

[blyat]

[He wonders if he should have tapped out when Noctis did under the guise of the end of that stupid "game" they were playing, before Jonas had the opportunity to pull him into a conversation. Wondering too late. His business, not theirs — but is that really true? They'll all have to deal with each other in the long term, if this mission continues.

Sexual harassment is a phrase he glances at briefly, unable to give it the weight that Jonas probably intends. Even if there was someone who cared about that within the Alliance's ranks, they'd never win against the status quo. But the point Jonas is probably trying to make is based on those differences between their worlds — which, at this point, Cain has used simply as a means of keeping his distance from both boys.

Look. He's not that oblivious. Yes, he likes pushing Noctis's buttons, and he's done it a few times on purpose now.]

ok, then i have a serious question too

why do you care so much about my answer to that?

1/2

[coherer]

( It's such an easy answer that Jonas wonders if it's a trick question.

They've gotten physical, but is that all Cain wants? Thoughts so far from clingy, he accepts that it might be, and he's okay with that. Still, won't they have to put up with each other for a while? Why can't they make things a little messier?

A little more friendly. )

2/2

[coherer]

( Fuck it. )

Because you're my friend

1/2

[blyat]

[My friend.......]

2/2

[blyat]

[Ugh, what is he even supposed to say to that?]

i'm fine
it really doesn't bother me that much
it's just normal

besides, i'm not there anymore, so.

and i'll leave noctis alone
at least about that

1/2

[coherer]

No, you're here with me
😛

Thanks Cain, like actually
It means a lot that you'd yk make that concession ig
lmk if you need anything too okay?
This goes both ways

2/2

[coherer]

Like us LOL

WHAT IS THIS GAY TAG

[blyat]

[The whiplash between such a sweet statement and such a stupid joke... he's gonna die.]

i mean
i can think of something

teehee...........

[coherer]

Can you now?
What's that?

ilya voice "put your glasses back on"

[blyat]

i could really use a cute, chatty mouth right now

SCREAMS

[coherer]

ты тупой?

( It's a return of the Russian Cain taught him, though far from memorized. He tabbed over to their last chat, copied the phrase, then pasted it here for his friend to read.

Pretty roundabout way to hide his embarrassment, but Cain's worth the extra effort. )

MY cute chatty mouth???😛
Okay, so if you had one, what would you use it for then?

[blyat]

[Turning his native language against him — that's just unfair.]

damn
knew i shouldn't teach you anything

if i had your chatty mouth, i'd let it keep me company
maybe see how it fits between my legs

[coherer]

😇

Okay, so you want what I was originally gonna give you
I just couldn't bend that way yk?
wyd rn

[blyat]

not your fault
didn't have a lot of space but we made the best of it
sounds like that won't be a problem in your ship

on a break, finally grabbed my own tent cause i was sick of sharing
thinking about your mouth, obviously
and maybe the rest of you too

[coherer]

Sounds like you'll have to give me your tent number too so I can swing by sometime lol

( There's not a lot to do in this desert except for Cain...😇 )

I've been thinking about you too though
I got a really nice view
Your body is insane, like
You're seriously on another level

[blyat]

[He sends a location pin, just for Jonas to have whenever he wants it.]

you don't need to sweet-talk me, jonas
it's not like i'm gonna say no to you

[coherer]

( Thumbs at the pin, manipulating it so he can see the distance between here and there.

Close... )

Okaaaaaay so
You wanna sext me but you don't want compliments?
Kinda hard...😅

What would you say no to?

[blyat]

[Casually moves past the remark on compliments...]

what, like kinks i wouldn't do?

[coherer]

Yeah
Well like that and just boundaries in general
Have you tried anything you don't like?

[blyat]

probably got less nos than you
can't think of anything i wouldn't try, but if you want something real wild and i'm not into it, i'll let you know

what are your kinks?