I don't recall I used to party hard but it always ended up that the cops would come bc everyone was too loud and underaged drinking Lots of weed One time I had run through people's backyards hahahahaha I took antique spoons
They looked expensive so I took them bc I didn't like the girl whose mom owned the spoons that about it She was a liar and hs smelled like trioical body spray I pawned some$$ and gave one to my gran
[ Is weed a big deal on Earth... actually, is weed that big of a deal on Eos? It is for him, but if Ignis instilled anything in him from a young age it's that rules for everyone else aren't rules for him. His are different, and much, much stricter. ]
Yeah bc you weren't there when I woke up, it was less fun then [ The brutality of that first-ever hangover... ]
If I get drunk I might steal smth from someone I don't like like Jonas did. Idk it sounds like she deserved it tho. Are we gonna hear about why you got into the fights now?
wtf let's gooo we can steal Asa's sense of humour Oh wait π¬
Noct you all mellowed out on some weed sounds hilarious tho, like in the best way You'd just eat everyone's food and have the best sleep of your life haha
[ As the sober voice he feels a certain responsibility here. ]
Still doing good Jonas? π or π? If you start getting sick lmk and I'll run some water out. Both of you
[ Even if he absolutely thinks Cain would never ask. The alcohol and weed comments aren't touched further, not when... well, not when he has a newfound concern over being anything but one hundred percent in control of himself. ]
Idk if I have to explain why naps are top tier then Cain has to explain why Asa is "not that bad"
Doesn't matter if its just an act If you're a dick you're a dick You're responsible for what comes out of your own mouth Costs 0$ to not be a B word Like I'm a dick on pouirpose hahahaha
ho/ though π€’I'm sick I need liquids I threw up in the sand earlier and buried it
[ "Mean but it's an act", why is THAT familiar. Ugh, these twoβ ]
Between the two of you is there anyone you dk/vibe with?
And if you're srs you better not still be drinking. Give me 5 min, I'll drop smth off
[ Not to stay. Definitely not to nap. ]
Why aren't you two hanging together? Then I could bring the water to one place and save myself time. Unless Cain's gonna start one of his New Year's fights
It's fine dw about me vuys I'll just stay here in my tent all laone by myself in the dark bc my friends are too busy foisting me off on other peopleπ Always the bridesmaid never the bride am I right
Anyway I don't vibe with like half the people here but I like Ladon and Reze Ladon called me applesauce I like Phainon he said he and his bf were gonna cook for me Enjin is cool too but I haven't seen him around in a bit Who else Oh that V guy and Johnny turne d out to be drama incarnate like dumping their whole life's traumas on me after like 3 texts Like calm down an 18 year old doesn't want to listen to full grown men talk about how shit their lives are What am I gonna do about it? Mine's shitty enough without having to worry about people's idek I can't comfort 40 year old strangers????????? I even spologized and they were like no *dramatically* you've broken my heart forever 10 year old child how dare you
[ His response to Cain and his lack of desire for a fight sends just a second before he receives far, far more information from Jonas.
Let him pause to read. ]
Okay the guilt trip would work way better if I weren't literally headed to you loser lol
But h/o did V and Johnny seriously tell you all that stuff too? [ How have we not talked about this. ]
As if you don't have enough that you're working on rn and getting used to again. That pisses me off [ Later he'll think of this as a bit more revealing than he intends, but in the moment and with Cain's response to Jonas's earlier comment, he assumes they're all in the know. ]
[Cain waits until they're both done sending messages before he responds last.]
i'll try to find ladon later phainon has a boyfriend? i knew it enjin's cool yeah V helped me get cigarettes, never met the other guy but V told me enough
uh you okay jonas?
[He doesn't really understand what Noctis says, but there's a suggestion of... something. Part of him wonders if he should offer to come over too β but Noctis confirms he's already doing it, so Cain stops himself.]
( It takes a moment to understand what Cain's referencing, asking him if he's doing okay. Of course, he is. He's doing fine. He feels fine. He feels good, even. Why is that being brought into question now?
Drunk, world tilted awkwardly on its axis, he sits up on his cot with a dizzy little bob of his head, squinting at the teleslate that's now held a couple of inches from his face. Noctis talks about him being a loser, yada yada, that's old hat. Then he corroborates that V and Johnny are acting like children. That's normal tea-spilling. And thenβ
Jonas' eyebrows furrow. He snorts in mild disbelief, then inhales quickly. )
I'm fine lol
You can just biff the water through the tent flap thanks man Might call thi it a day
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You guys are ten times worse when you're drunk ftr lol. You do this every NY?
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not here
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I don't recall I used to party hard but it always ended up that the cops would come bc everyone was too loud and underaged drinking
Lots of weed
One time I had run through people's backyards hahahahaha I took antique spoons
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but yeah that sounds kinda similar to me
less weed, more booze
and hitting each other
what do you even do if you're not drunk for the new year?
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[ Let him just preempt it before the jokes start. ]
There's def a story behind the spoons you gotta share, and also trying to figure out why beating each other up is a celebration
Anyway I'm not drunk now so ig I do this
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She was a liar and hs smelled like trioical body spray
I pawned some$$ and gave one to my gran
Did you win the fights orrrrrr
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can't imagine you high
course i won the fights
[not always but who needs to know......]
whats trioical
that's cool though, easy cash
anyway noct you wanna be drunk? looked like you had fun last time
make j share some vodka
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Yeah bc you weren't there when I woke up, it was less fun then [ The brutality of that first-ever hangover... ]
If I get drunk I might steal smth from someone I don't like like Jonas did. Idk it sounds like she deserved it tho. Are we gonna hear about why you got into the fights now?
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Oh wait
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Noct you all mellowed out on some weed sounds hilarious tho, like in the best way
You'd just eat everyone's food and have the best sleep of your life haha
Cian
Lock in
Why's you get in fights?
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do you sleep a lot or something? (noctis)
and i got into fights cause people pissed me off
it's not any deeper than that
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SOmeone hurt her
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Don't hurt her
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[ As the sober voice he feels a certain responsibility here. ]
Still doing good Jonas? π or π? If you start getting sick lmk and I'll run some water out. Both of you
[ Even if he absolutely thinks Cain would never ask. The alcohol and weed comments aren't touched further, not when... well, not when he has a newfound concern over being anything but one hundred percent in control of himself. ]
Idk if I have to explain why naps are top tier then Cain has to explain why Asa is "not that bad"
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yeah she's mean but it's just an act
can't remember the last time i took a nap
you should prob check on jonas anyway
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If you're a dick you're a dick
You're responsible for what comes out of your own mouth
Costs 0$ to not be a B word
Like I'm a dick on pouirpose hahahaha
ho/ though
π€’I'm sick I need liquids
I threw up in the sand earlier and buried it
WE should napπ
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Between the two of you is there anyone you dk/vibe with?
And if you're srs you better not still be drinking. Give me 5 min, I'll drop smth off
[ Not to stay. Definitely not to nap. ]
Why aren't you two hanging together? Then I could bring the water to one place and save myself time. Unless Cain's gonna start one of his New Year's fights
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reze's ok too
[Considers bringing up the Neck Hole incident, but... maybe not. It'd definitely ruin the mood.]
told you, i'm cleaning my ship
j can find me if he feels like company
not really in the mood to fight unless you wanna pick one
ALL THE TEA
Always the bridesmaid never the bride am I right
Anyway I don't vibe with like half the people here but I like Ladon and Reze
Ladon called me applesauce
I like Phainon he said he and his bf were gonna cook for me
Enjin is cool too but I haven't seen him around in a bit
Who else
Oh that V guy and Johnny turne d out to be drama incarnate like dumping their whole life's traumas on me after like 3 texts
Like calm down an 18 year old doesn't want to listen to full grown men talk about how shit their lives are
What am I gonna do about it?
Mine's shitty enough without having to worry about people's idek
I can't comfort 40 year old strangers?????????
I even spologized and they were like no *dramatically* you've broken my heart forever 10 year old child how dare you
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[ His response to Cain and his lack of desire for a fight sends just a second before he receives far, far more information from Jonas.
Let him pause to read. ]
Okay the guilt trip would work way better if I weren't literally headed to you loser lol
But h/o did V and Johnny seriously tell you all that stuff too? [ How have we not talked about this. ]
As if you don't have enough that you're working on rn and getting used to again. That pisses me off [ Later he'll think of this as a bit more revealing than he intends, but in the moment and with Cain's response to Jonas's earlier comment, he assumes they're all in the know. ]
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i'll try to find ladon later
phainon has a boyfriend? i knew it
enjin's cool yeah
V helped me get cigarettes, never met the other guy but V told me enough
uh you okay jonas?
[He doesn't really understand what Noctis says, but there's a suggestion of... something. Part of him wonders if he should offer to come over too β but Noctis confirms he's already doing it, so Cain stops himself.]
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Drunk, world tilted awkwardly on its axis, he sits up on his cot with a dizzy little bob of his head, squinting at the teleslate that's now held a couple of inches from his face. Noctis talks about him being a loser, yada yada, that's old hat. Then he corroborates that V and Johnny are acting like children. That's normal tea-spilling. And thenβ
Jonas' eyebrows furrow. He snorts in mild disbelief, then inhales quickly. )
I'm fine lol
You can just biff the water through the tent flap thanks man
Might call thi it a day
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