Okay amateur 15 is sweater/jacket weather and that's the best
Earth is closer though, we're definitely in the sweet spot of the solar system I got my phone back so I can show you some pics of it actually I just need to look them over first
( Have a little cry, think about a lot... Then he'll be good to share. )
Just make puppy dog eyes at him or smth before asking and he'll be like "π₯Ί I couldn't POSSIBLY say no to you Noctis" He's got a pillowy center
Knowing you that's both a diss and a huge compliment So thanks, dick I said I wanted to eat one though so you're getting it all wrong Giant chicken wings Or cockatrice wings or whatever you call them lol
tbh though I can fully picture Cain giving you cutie puppy eyes I'm js Like he's not above it at all
No way, last time I did that we beefed I think I'll try to track him down in person It'd be faster if I had Clem though Cute name btw did you name him hahaha
Gimme a sec to look through these Some of them suck real bad
( He lacks "happy" pictures. They're happy in them, yes, but they make him sad. So, he scrolls to something inane that he knows Noctis might like.
It's a picture of his basement bedroom, messy but not overly so, with a ukulele and guitar visible at the foot of his headboard-less bed. It's dimly lit by choice, it seems, with only a small, cheap standing lamp in the corner. Despite this, it looks cozy, like a den where you can really relax. Private, almost windowless but for a small rectangle high in the corner, and there are dusty ledges that are bumped out from two walls where knick-knacks of all kinds sit. Collected things, like a couple of books that don't look like they've ever been opened, propped up vinyl records, and a pack of Nicotine gum below a post-it that, when zoomed in on, says:
"SMOKE IN THE HOUSE AND YOUR ASS IS GRASS! EVERY PACK I FIND GOES IN THE TOILET!!!"
Tacked-up pictures of men and women are scattered on one wall: Sports Illustrated models in bikinis and GQ men in suits with glittering watches he could never afford. )
Idk why you're "hahaha"ing about a srs name for a top racing bird but cool, get it out of your system
[ Teasing him again feels good. The tension lately has made things tough, and in their situations that was almost untenable. So he waits impatiently for whatever Jonas plans to bless him with, curiosity sated only a few seconds after his own text was sent.
The picture is dark and it takes a little extra attention for him to make out the details, but once he realizes what he's looking at he's more than motivated. The posters. The musical instruments. The clutter. ]
Before I even say anything do I get to hear the story behind why you would take this pic in the first place
Um obviously to show my dad I "cleaned" (tidied) I also have one of the kitchen and a close-up of the floor in the kitchen Spoilers I didn't clean them I wiped that one spot with water to make it look mopped and then made the room smell like the floor cleaner
[ Although it's kind of funny picturing what interest at all someone like King Regis might have in the cleanliness of his son's bedroom. Not a bitter memory because he doesn't know anything different, but a distant one as he tries to imagine the last time he would've even tried to text his father. He doesn't really want to check. ]
Did you make the bedroom smell like floor cleaner too? Bc tbh it looks like it smells like dust and sweat or smth
I was picturing band posters and records and stuff too btw. Besides that
Yeah cleaning my space and doing household chores when asked is generally the Earth teen experience I think Cleaning sucks though bc you like literally can't ever stop doing it It's constant πͺ
Anyway I'll have yk that it smelled like dust and sweat and cigarettes bc I absolutely tried to smoke inside No floor cleaner though but there's that distinct "I just vacuumed" smell that I couldn't replicate so I had to vacuum fr
omg I wasn't mansplaining I was trying to bond with you over the eternalness of chores Can't a man complain? Get your head right Even though you are correct about smoke smelling good Though if it really gets into the furniture and walls it becomes less good
( With the self-aware mansplaination about mansplaining out of the way, Jonas reviews Noctis' pictures with a ready smile.
He's not disappointed. His friend gassing up a gorgeousβfrom what little he can seeβcar isn't what he expected, but it's what he needed today, and his lips part to show teeth in an uncontrollable grin. Noctis looks handsome in it, not "bad" like he thinks, wearing a cool outfit that stands out despite the background looking like a scene from Arizona or New Mexico.
The quay can only be stared at, a tropical travel location that looks so wealthy it's hard to imagine it's real. The ocean looks beautiful, the boardwalk looks inviting, and he can easily picture Noctis there with a fishing rod, excited but trying not to show it. )
wtf are you talking about, this isn't bad? You look great, and the resort does too like I've never been to a place like that, it's so beautiful
What were you there for?? Just staying the night or for fishing or whatever?
Lmao good one, honestly pretty lame/pathetic that this has shown up in two worlds on its own but w/e
[ Now he gets to have his own private reaction to those sweet compliments. Normally one of his friends might comment on a fight shot by saying he looks cool, or maybe that he looks lame if he's captured mid-recovery. Jonas, as usual, keeps it simple and sincere. ]
Thx βοΈπ«°
It's complicated tho. Short version there's a dock there and we were trying to get a boat to take us somewhere else. Wasn't in service so we didn't stay long, but we made a couple trips back when we needed supplies or people had work for us
( Never mind the screenshot, it's that fucking finger heart again...
analyzing... analyzing...
Wait. )
What did you screenshot??? There's like nothing TO screenshot And wdym people had work for YOU?? Aren't you more famous than them?π
( Sends Noctis a picture of a "cool" picture he took of himself under a streetlamp smoking outside of an IHOP. The sign is extremely visible, as is the "OPEN 24 HOURS" beneath it. )
Also lmao what's that mean? I'm famous so I don't work? I'm a servant to my people etc etc. I've even had a regular job jsyk
[ But forget all that, he's getting another picture of hisβ of Jonas. Handsome, tryhard, bad boy Jonas, smoking in front of what appears to be a chain restaurant with a deceptively impressive name. ]
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Earth is closer though, we're definitely in the sweet spot of the solar system
I got my phone back so I can show you some pics of it actually
I just need to look them over first
( Have a little cry, think about a lot... Then he'll be good to share. )
Just make puppy dog eyes at him or smth before asking and he'll be like
"π₯Ί I couldn't POSSIBLY say no to you Noctis"
He's got a pillowy center
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[ And if Noctis says something is cool, it means he's extremely excited. ]
Lmao is that what you do to get him on your side?
Idk I don't think it'd work on him if it was coming from me tbh
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We're just on the same wavelength a lot of the time it's nbd
You guys will find your wavelength too
I'm super pumped to see your world, I'm picturing like weird aliens and stuff hahaha
Like chocobos
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[ Which is a nice thought. ]
Maybe our wavelength is that he has to make the "cutie" puppy dog eyes at me to get me to stop asking questions, and I get to do w/e I want
Is that what you wanna see first? Chocobos? Lol you sound like my friend back home
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So thanks, dick
I said I wanted to eat one though so you're getting it all wrong
Giant chicken wings
Or cockatrice wings or whatever you call them lol
tbh though I can fully picture Cain giving you cutie puppy eyes I'm js
Like he's not above it at all
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[ GAME ON ]
It's a huge diss and a small compliment, just switch them. And you're not seeing pics of Clem until after I hear a good apology
You can have pics of Prompto instead
wow which terrifying prompto pic am i getting
Send me the pics please I'm so sorry I'll never eat your chocobo in my life I promise
"Never would ever" tho huh?
I'll take that bet
What do I get if I win?
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Fine. I'll make a network post saying you're cooler than me
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Damn you better start drafting something lol
If you could mention how smart I am too that'd be great
And how I will never eat a chocobo in my life
omgggg
Look at his little MEDALSπππ
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See now you feel like an idiot huh. Even if you wanted to try Clem got those for being a racer. You couldn't catch him in a million years lol
Come on send me one of yours
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I think I'll try to track him down in person
It'd be faster if I had Clem though
Cute name btw did you name him hahaha
Gimme a sec to look through these
Some of them suck real bad
( and he don't mean they were poorly taken )
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It's a picture of his basement bedroom, messy but not overly so, with a ukulele and guitar visible at the foot of his headboard-less bed. It's dimly lit by choice, it seems, with only a small, cheap standing lamp in the corner. Despite this, it looks cozy, like a den where you can really relax. Private, almost windowless but for a small rectangle high in the corner, and there are dusty ledges that are bumped out from two walls where knick-knacks of all kinds sit. Collected things, like a couple of books that don't look like they've ever been opened, propped up vinyl records, and a pack of Nicotine gum below a post-it that, when zoomed in on, says:
"SMOKE IN THE HOUSE AND YOUR ASS IS GRASS!
EVERY PACK I FIND GOES IN THE TOILET!!!"
Tacked-up pictures of men and women are scattered on one wall: Sports Illustrated models in bikinis and GQ men in suits with glittering watches he could never afford. )
This was my roomπ
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[ Teasing him again feels good. The tension lately has made things tough, and in their situations that was almost untenable. So he waits impatiently for whatever Jonas plans to bless him with, curiosity sated only a few seconds after his own text was sent.
The picture is dark and it takes a little extra attention for him to make out the details, but once he realizes what he's looking at he's more than motivated. The posters. The musical instruments. The clutter. ]
Before I even say anything do I get to hear the story behind why you would take this pic in the first place
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I also have one of the kitchen and a close-up of the floor in the kitchen
Spoilers I didn't clean them I wiped that one spot with water to make it look mopped and then made the room smell like the floor cleaner
( fucking diabolical )
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That's crazy, I would've failed every time
[ Although it's kind of funny picturing what interest at all someone like King Regis might have in the cleanliness of his son's bedroom. Not a bitter memory because he doesn't know anything different, but a distant one as he tries to imagine the last time he would've even tried to text his father. He doesn't really want to check. ]
Did you make the bedroom smell like floor cleaner too? Bc tbh it looks like it smells like dust and sweat or smth
I was picturing band posters and records and stuff too btw. Besides that
were you actually smoking inside?
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Cleaning sucks though bc you like literally can't ever stop doing it
It's constant
πͺ
Anyway I'll have yk that it smelled like dust and sweat and cigarettes bc I absolutely tried to smoke inside
No floor cleaner though but there's that distinct "I just vacuumed" smell that I couldn't replicate so I had to vacuum fr
Send me another pic let's keep this going
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Confession first: idk why people always freaked out about cigarette smell, idt it's that bad
Anyway narrow it down and I will, you want a pic of a person, place, or thing?
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Can't a man complain?
Get your head right
Even though you are correct about smoke smelling good
Though if it really gets into the furniture and walls it becomes less good
I want a pic of you
Then I want one of a place
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[ Cup Noodle and mansplaining. Whyβ ]
Okay fine my bad, I figured you were assuming I had a live in maid or smth
[ He has a name, it's Ignis, and he only comes over to clean once every two weeks. ]
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[ It takes a few minutes but he delivers, first with gassingup.jpg and then galdinquay.jpg. ]
My buddy back home is a photographer so he's always snapping stuff. Even with my phone. No I didn't know he was taking it, yes I do know that it's bad
The place is called Galdin Quay. Used to be mainly fishing until they built a resort there
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You want to hear real mansplaining bc I don't think you fully get it
It's actually the like
Exhaustive explanation of something obvious by a man usually to a woman, in a dickish way
Patronizing and smug
Got it?
Now you knowπ
( With the self-aware mansplaination about mansplaining out of the way, Jonas reviews Noctis' pictures with a ready smile.
He's not disappointed. His friend gassing up a gorgeousβfrom what little he can seeβcar isn't what he expected, but it's what he needed today, and his lips part to show teeth in an uncontrollable grin. Noctis looks handsome in it, not "bad" like he thinks, wearing a cool outfit that stands out despite the background looking like a scene from Arizona or New Mexico.
The quay can only be stared at, a tropical travel location that looks so wealthy it's hard to imagine it's real. The ocean looks beautiful, the boardwalk looks inviting, and he can easily picture Noctis there with a fishing rod, excited but trying not to show it. )
wtf are you talking about, this isn't bad?
You look great, and the resort does too like
I've never been to a place like that, it's so beautiful
What were you there for??
Just staying the night or for fishing or whatever?
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darknight has taken a screenshot! ]
Lmao good one, honestly pretty lame/pathetic that this has shown up in two worlds on its own but w/e
[ Now he gets to have his own private reaction to those sweet compliments. Normally one of his friends might comment on a fight shot by saying he looks cool, or maybe that he looks lame if he's captured mid-recovery. Jonas, as usual, keeps it simple and sincere. ]
Thx βοΈπ«°
It's complicated tho. Short version there's a dock there and we were trying to get a boat to take us somewhere else. Wasn't in service so we didn't stay long, but we made a couple trips back when we needed supplies or people had work for us
It's your turn yk
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analyzing... analyzing...
Wait. )
What did you screenshot???
There's like nothing TO screenshot
And wdym people had work for YOU??
Aren't you more famous than them?π
( Sends Noctis a picture of a "cool" picture he took of himself under a streetlamp smoking outside of an IHOP. The sign is extremely visible, as is the "OPEN 24 HOURS" beneath it. )
Check it outπ
International House of Pancakes
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Also lmao what's that mean? I'm famous so I don't work? I'm a servant to my people etc etc. I've even had a regular job jsyk
[ But forget all that, he's getting another picture of hisβ of Jonas. Handsome, tryhard, bad boy Jonas, smoking in front of what appears to be a chain restaurant with a deceptively impressive name. ]
No way it's actually called that
What does it actually stand for, loser
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