𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚖, 𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡.

[coherer]

JONAS WARD
"That's between you and your priest."

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Comments

[coherer]

( google search responds in the most shitheel manner possible

Never mind finding out who this is, his answer would be the same. Probably. )

Well xX_thunderbeast_Xx
There's no air and it's like -50000º
So
Guess

[handfast]

[ what the hell ]

what if you dont need to breathe air

[coherer]

You're missing the -5000000º part I said before
Also your eyes would boil or something

[handfast]

how do you know
did you watch it happen to someone

[coherer]

Yeah it was insane, their whole body turned to ice but their eyes and blood boiled
Never go into space
Repeat what I just said to you
"I must never go into space"

[handfast]

[ what the ]



how does that even work

[coherer]

Uhhhhh

( also fucking stupid )

"the near-vacuum of space drastically lowers the boiling point of liquids, allowing water in your body to turn to vapor at normal body temperature, causing tissues to swell and fluids like saliva and tears to bubble, a process called ebullism"

[handfast]

can you say that again using normal words

[coherer]

Can I?
No
Will I attempt it?
Sure

Space = bad (no pressure)
Blood/water need and pressure from air
No pressure = blood boil

Just think no air = death and you'll be good man

[handfast]

thanks

[ like actually thanks ]

you know a lot of stuff

1/2

[coherer]

( is about to make an ass out of himself by saying it's pretty basic science, then thinks twice )

ig it's just in the sphere of things I learned growing up
You're probably way smarter than me at like everything else

2/3

[coherer]

( ...

wait, who the fuck is this dude )

3/3

[coherer]

You are aware you're talking to like
A random stranger right?

[handfast]

[ puts this thread after the one with noctis because why not ]

isnt this

[ shit, what was the name he'd gotten off that one guy ]

phainon
the guy who knows everything

[coherer]

Oh wait really?
I am he
We've spoken before?
Introduce thyself friend I cannot remember your username

( phainon does not act like this...

tries to remember how phainon acts... )

Ask a question and you will be answered
Especially about exercising and muscles I know all about those
And oiling up to wrestle

[handfast]

[ can't believe when he finally meets phainon in the flesh this is the impression he's going to have ]

yeah?
whats the best kind of oil to use

[ ignores that part about introducing himself ]

[coherer]

Olive oil obviously
What's your preferred wrestling move?
Ha ha ha!
I will train you