[The initial slip of language doesn't even get Cain's attention until Jonas is course-correcting like a car going the wrong way into traffic. Noctis isn't much better, though he's at least left the conversation in such a way that it would only be more awkward to address it now.
Hm... much to overthink when he can't sleep at 3am tonight...]
"best hair" yeah right let jonas be the judge of that who's got the best hair, j?
( haha they fucking bought it... whew, that was close )
"Party in the front" best hair goes to Cain "Party in the back" best hair goes to Noctis
Overall best hair goes to that tall blond guy
( he's talking about alucard )
Comment on how impressive hauling that big of a fish out of the water is Cain like Think of the arm strength required And the right bait and the right line so it doesn't snap And the angles you pull it in at And you gotta make sure it doesn't just pull you under and drown you Comment on that
1. They look like very nice people 2. Did you name the literal whale you caught? 3. Prompto's hair is in the way of your face do you have another one??
Gladio more like Sadio bc he lost a power struggle wdym it's still alive? Like you caught and released it??
And what about pics with other fish??? Other cool fish I want to see the weirdest fish you ever caught
I'll give you guys a pic from my phone if you give me some of yours For Cain I mean you have to access the archives to send pics loser Can't believe you don't have a cell phone looooooser
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Hm... much to overthink when he can't sleep at 3am tonight...]
"best hair" yeah right
let jonas be the judge of that
who's got the best hair, j?
anyway i still don't believe fishing is a sport
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"Party in the front" best hair goes to Cain
"Party in the back" best hair goes to Noctis
Overall best hair goes to that tall blond guy
( he's talking about alucard )
Comment on how impressive hauling that big of a fish out of the water is Cain like
Think of the arm strength required
And the right bait and the right line so it doesn't snap
And the angles you pull it in at
And you gotta make sure it doesn't just pull you under and drown you
Comment on that
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[ immediately knows it's Alucard
Maybe if he thinks about him long enough he can forget this "hot" convo. ]
Do I have to send a pic as proof? Of the fish not Prompto's hair. Btw messed up to not include yourself in the running for a best hair candidate
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are you talking about the vampire guy
[just to make sure he's on the same page here.]
i agree to j winning best hair
look, fish are freaky
like they're just out there swimming where you can't see em? can touch you underwater? no thanks
i'm good
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vampire??????????????? )
The what now
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Anyway he means Alucard, same guy. Vampire/dhampir apparently, which is def weirder than fish but Cain's got messed up judgement
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[Look, okay... It's definitely cool that Noctis can catch giant fish, but he's not admitting that out loud here right now...]
i thought it was weird too but apparently he doesn't even drink human blood
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( underreacts to this )
The way Cain's underreacting to your big fishπ
(I'm sucking up to him)
Send pic of fatty immediately
Also vampires die in the sunlight and he's in a desert????????
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Which means ik vampire lore changes story to story so he must be one of the sunny ones
[ prePARE yourselves ]
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There take a long hard look and say it isn't a sport again. I'll even accept apologies for the next 30 secs π
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Dude wtf he's huge
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I mean the fish is huge
I'm just calling it a he it could be a she
How tf would ik?????
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who's that huge tatted guy
[CAIN CAN SAY IT]
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I'd tell you about the lure but then we'd be over the 30 secs you have to apologize
[ just KEEPS GOING ]
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apologize for what???
i didn't do anything wrong
is that ignis?
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Ugh
The one with tats is Gladio, Ignis is on the other side. Prompto's the blond
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1. They look like very nice people
2. Did you name the literal whale you caught?
3. Prompto's hair is in the way of your face do you have another one??
4. Cain's hornyπ
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more importantly, did you eat it
and shut up i'm not
right now
but yeah i can't see nosha behind the twink
bad pic
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Prompto, not twink
No I didn't name it and I didn't eat it either, it's still alive. Ig I could go with "Gladio" since it's massive enough, he'll love that
[ He allows for that spark of flattery to take hold and work its magic over a request for a picture with more of him in it, however. ]
Sorry no more pics with the fish + me, I was doing 90% of the work holding it up
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wdym it's still alive?
Like you caught and released it??
And what about pics with other fish???
Other cool fish
I want to see the weirdest fish you ever caught
I'll give you guys a pic from my phone if you give me some of yours
For Cain I mean you have to access the archives to send pics loser
Can't believe you don't have a cell phone looooooser
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[and gladio is huge... and ignis is a gorgeous model? why is noctis surrounded by hot men...]
it's probably alive from magic
anyway it's not like i was taking pics while i was a soldier
too busy doing things
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You can be mad about not having a phone but don't take it out on us lol
Brb finding another fish pic (I can show you the big one in person later if you want but I don't wanna keep it out long)