omg please don't pretend you're not a loser So embarrassing omggg
3 is so boring 1 is okay but it can't measure up to how cute the little buttons are on the 2nd one And you both need to diversify your wardrobes with colours other than black and dark navy I'm gonna lose the ability to detect the whole spectrum
Noctis eye blue Noctis coat blue ugg ugg ugg You are making a choice with your penis SOPHISCATES would say the sandy colour COMPLIMENTS the dark hair and suntan Which clearly you are not
Peacoats are also like ancient history Soo out of season
[ hold on wait I want to hear what his penis has to say ]
Who is Sophiscates
[ While he tries to deal with the pleasant jitters he gets from the "babe" and "baby" nicknames, still so excitingly new to someone who's never been on a date in his sheltered little life. ]
I'm screencapping every compliment btw so that I can still have them when I tell you I'm trying to rec a new coat for Cas not me
Sophistacates* lol Spelling is such a low hanging fruit for you to pick on me for I'm trying to compliment you here
Anyway Cas has that like hot/sad single dad look about him where if you gave him a baby and/or baby animal to hold you'd be like "omggg" I still say the second one bc I'll defend my choice to my grave
His current coat is like He looks like he's unhoused
The sweet talk hasn't dried up it's just been diverted temporarily while we discuss Mr Castiel
Did you guys know he's an angel?? Like from MY religion I'm actually beside myself about it still Maybe the coat is actually a really humble disguise or something So idk buy #1 for him and #2 for you
an angel? what the fuck what does that even mean... like he has wings and stuff? haven't talked to him much except that one time he tried to fight the lizards with a piece of glass
un: ward
un: reliant
definitely 1, don't listen to him
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Losers
Anyway wow guess you guys totally hate 3 huh
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So embarrassing omggg
3 is so boring
1 is okay but it can't measure up to how cute the little buttons are on the 2nd one
And you both need to diversify your wardrobes with colours other than black and dark navy
I'm gonna lose the ability to detect the whole spectrum
Anyway 2 is king
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seriously? 2 is the boring one
it's the color of sand and i've seen enough of that for a lifetime, thanks
the blue matches his eyes
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White, grey, red, light blue, just a few of the many colors I wear on a regular basis so direct that energy somewhere else
[ ... ahem ]
So you think I should match clothes to my eyes huh
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You are making a choice with your penis
SOPHISCATES would say the sandy colour COMPLIMENTS the dark hair and suntan
Which clearly you are not
Peacoats are also like ancient history
Soo out of season
( ... )
I think you'd look hot in anything though babe
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anyway i picked it mainly for the color and i'm not wrong
so don't try to beat me
βοΈ
[Their emoji-usage is rubbing off on him...]
wear whatever you want, baby
[HE WINS, RIGHT??]
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Who is Sophiscates
[ While he tries to deal with the pleasant jitters he gets from the "babe" and "baby" nicknames, still so excitingly new to someone who's never been on a date in his sheltered little life. ]
I'm screencapping every compliment btw so that I can still have them when I tell you I'm trying to rec a new coat for Cas not me
I'm not wearing any of these lol
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Spelling is such a low hanging fruit for you to pick on me for
I'm trying to compliment you here
Anyway Cas has that like hot/sad single dad look about him where if you gave him a baby and/or baby animal to hold you'd be like "omggg"
I still say the second one bc I'll defend my choice to my grave
His current coat is like
He looks like he's unhoused
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[from one dumbdumb to another, maybe that's not saying much]
why do we care what cas is wearing?
are you guys friends with him now? or do you just not like how he's dressed
jonas definitely doesn't
ha
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Wow I say it's for someone else and the sweet talk dries up huh [ WHAT HAPPENED TO BABY ]
Friends is prob an overstatement but we're cool
Rn he dresses like he manages a failing store. I'm doing the nice thing and trying to fix him
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Did you guys know he's an angel??
Like from MY religion
I'm actually beside myself about it still
Maybe the coat is actually a really humble disguise or something
So idk buy #1 for him and #2 for you
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what does that even mean... like he has wings and stuff?
haven't talked to him much
except that one time he tried to fight the lizards with a piece of glass
#1 for you, #2 for him