[ There's nothing fun about the storm currently crashing through camp, even with the Hosts' assurances that all will be well. Enjin, stretched out in a corner of one of the larger tents, watches the shielded walls shudder around him, feeling rather like he's caught in the belly of yet another massive beast — and that was supposed to be a once-in-a-lifetime experience, thanks. A crazy story to retell with the team.
But he's down a team, here — though he is up both a bottle of oddly colored liquor and a high-tech tablet, so. After fumbling through the default apps for a few minutes, thinking of the people he should, but can't, keep an eye on from so great a distance: ]
you up? and alive ig but ik you wouldn't leave jonas jr and the boys all alone like that
[ What time is it, anyway? Sometime post-dinner, at the very least; one of the Hosts brought him a dry, crumbly, allegedly nutrient-dense bar not so long ago, but he spies just enough movement in the corner of his eye to think that it can't be too late to check in on a guy he does-but-doesn't know. ]
b/c i spy with my little eye something green and i'll give you three guesses
( The text notification wakes him from the weakest nap of his life. He's propped up in a makeshift camp chair in the tent, swaddled in a blanket, blinking alert with a backward loll of his head. )
Ugh, ( he grunts eloquently before squinting at his communicator. )
yk? My next guess was gonna be "mysterious liquor," so idk if I still get a reward for that or bc I'm so into that idea, let me get out of my rocking chair and swing by
( Creakily gets up... Holds his back for dramatic effect... )
Where are you in here? The wind is so loud it's insane, I can't wait to hear something other than glass ricocheting off the shields lol
un: umbreaker;
But he's down a team, here — though he is up both a bottle of oddly colored liquor and a high-tech tablet, so. After fumbling through the default apps for a few minutes, thinking of the people he should, but can't, keep an eye on from so great a distance: ]
you up?
and alive ig but ik you wouldn't leave jonas jr and the boys all alone like that
[ What time is it, anyway? Sometime post-dinner, at the very least; one of the Hosts brought him a dry, crumbly, allegedly nutrient-dense bar not so long ago, but he spies just enough movement in the corner of his eye to think that it can't be too late to check in on a guy he does-but-doesn't know. ]
b/c i spy
with my little eye
something green
and i'll give you three guesses
MY BOY!!!!!
Ugh, ( he grunts eloquently before squinting at his communicator. )
omg This early
( It's, like, 10 pm or something. )
If it's another big evil lizard, dude, hard pass
a 28yo bro? uncle? bruncle...
2. not a lizard
3. tf dude you kinda suck at this game
you never been on a road trip before?
[ But hey, good to know you're alive and well! Well-ish. He is genuinely Pleased. ]
bruncle enjin...
As for my travel experience, I have played this game so many times before that the novelty's worn off
( ... Then the crankiness wears off, glad to be hearing from Enjin when he hasn't seen much of him the past few days. )
Okay okay
Um
The tent is green right?
Like the roof of the tent?
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your old ass should respect it
[ Plus it was either I Spy or, like, Space Candy Crush™ — and honestly, no one wants the latter. Too many ads. ]
but โ
wrong again
one chance left man cmon
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God I have no idea though
Green fr
What is green
( ... SUDDENLY ALERT )
Is it weed?????
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oh yeah you caught me
i've been holding out this whole time
hosts said no cigs but yes to everything else
[ Please. ]
okay so you ready for a life lesson
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Is it a fun life lesson or a "when I was your age" life lesson๐ฎโ๐จ
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i'm not the one going to bed like right after dinner
but w/e the lesson that i'll still generously share is
old games can still have fun surprises
and they're prob rigged
[ Attached: a pic of a glass bottle, half-full of some sort of green liquid. Absinthe? Melon liqueur? Well, no, but — ]
i was gonna say we should share a drink
kill some time yk catch up on life
but i don't wanna interrupt your beauty sleep
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My next guess was gonna be "mysterious liquor," so idk if I still get a reward for that or
bc I'm so into that idea, let me get out of my rocking chair and swing by
( Creakily gets up... Holds his back for dramatic effect... )
Where are you in here?
The wind is so loud it's insane, I can't wait to hear something other than glass ricocheting off the shields lol