Oh yeah I'M the dumbass for not accepting dragons are reptiles that look SHOCKINGLY like giant lizards with wings Yes I'm so stupid I should read a book or something
It's a huge deal It's a dragon dude like wtf are you talking about What happened? Did it like attack you or something and you fought back? How'd you fight it?
I've got way better stories than the dragon is what I'm talking about lol
But yeah smth like that
Tbh we were after smth in its nest so it's not like we didn't deserve the trouble. But the asshole never stayed on the ground for more than a second so it was a lot of work keeping up with it
[ A pause. ]
Hey yk the stuff we talked about the other day? How I fight's kind of part of that. The things I can do are things only my family can. So this follows the same rules if you can keep it to yourself
( Being in on this secret makes Jonas feel... special. Trusted. Confided in. Alex used him as a confidant, too, but she never did the same for him. With Noctis, whom he's known longer than his stepsister for a few weeks now, it feels safe to share when he needs to.
It's comforting. New. )
No yeah totally, I won't tell anybody, I promise I mean, everything you tell me is nobody else's business as far as I'm concerned Maybe stupid things like you not liking lettuce or whatever but
( Thrown through another loop, Jonas ignores the heat rising in his cheeks. While his skin burns, he frowns, trying to decide what he wants to respond to and how.
Eventually, he chooses the third sentence. It's the most important one. )
You shouldn't ever have to feel that No one should make you feel that
[ That's... a sweet sentiment he doesn't know what to do with. It's also one that doesn't have a place in his life as it stands currently, and likely never will.
So instead he does what he's been taught. He deflects. ]
You sure? You don't know what I give them back back home
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Your first mirage ever is ANOTHER lizard?
That's so lame
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Are you fr calling a dragon a lizard rn
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What would you call one?
Like related species wise
They're lizards
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Dumbass lol
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Yes I'm so stupid
I should read a book or something
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How do yk they're reptiles
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And they like to be warm
Also they look like reptiles
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LMAO what?????????
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Name me a lizard that has whiskers, bc they don't on Eos
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( They need Ladon........... )
Lizards don't have whiskers either
What kind of weird animals do you have on Eos omg
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Okay then my mirage would be an Eos dragon that has whiskers? Which ftr beats a tree even if it didn't
What did the last dragon you saw even look like
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Dragons are fantasy monsters, they're not actually real
Are you saying you've actually seen a dragon like irl?????
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So you've been on me this whole time and you basically don't know what a dragon is
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I just haven't seen one in person
Which like
Have you??
Answer my question bc that's so crazy I can't even believe it
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Not much has made him want to smile lately. But that's pretty thoughtful of him, isn't it? ]
Seen one? That's beginner level
I fought one
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Are you actually serious or are you pulling my leg?
bc that's not a fact you just sit on and casually whip out like it's nbd
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I am casual and it is nbd
I obviously won didn't I?
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It's a dragon dude like wtf are you talking about
What happened?
Did it like attack you or something and you fought back?
How'd you fight it?
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But yeah smth like that
Tbh we were after smth in its nest so it's not like we didn't deserve the trouble. But the asshole never stayed on the ground for more than a second so it was a lot of work keeping up with it
[ A pause. ]
Hey yk the stuff we talked about the other day? How I fight's kind of part of that. The things I can do are things only my family can. So this follows the same rules if you can keep it to yourself
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It's comforting. New. )
No yeah totally, I won't tell anybody, I promise
I mean, everything you tell me is nobody else's business as far as I'm concerned
Maybe stupid things like you not liking lettuce or whatever but
Yeah that's it, I just wanted to lyk
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Dw about it Jonas. I told you bc I knew it was okay. Just adding on another part
Ik what it feels like when people want to hurt me. I get 0 of that feeling from you yk
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Eventually, he chooses the third sentence. It's the most important one. )
You shouldn't ever have to feel that
No one should make you feel that
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So instead he does what he's been taught. He deflects. ]
You sure? You don't know what I give them back back home
Weren't we talking about dragons?
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