𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚖, 𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡.

[coherer]

JONAS WARD
"That's between you and your priest."

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3/3

[coherer]

Cain's answer was obvious
Have you seen the way he looks at his ship??
LMFAOO

[blyat]

[is Jonas trying to distract him calling out Noctis's totally bullshit answer?]

if angelika was a woman, she'd be hot as fuck
Ах ты дрянная девчонка

isn't just girls boring?

[fessus]

You named it?? W/e veto on Marsian if you're not translating it, it's messing up the format when this thing doesn't work

If you think girls are boring then switch your answer to guys, idk. Then tell Jonas to actually pick one

[ whoosh ]

[coherer]

Oh yeah?
Lol
Who says I have to choose?
Cain's over there probably saying some heinous crap in Russian about meeting genderless aliens and you're bullying ME?

[blyat]

[wow... he's having fun. tch...]

i was calling my ship a naughty girl

jonas made it more complicated than it's supposed to be
guys OR girls
which one's better and why

1/3

[fessus]

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2/3

[fessus]

Wow

Poor ship

3/3

[fessus]

Yeah I'm bullying bc you're letting me take all the heat of this weird question?

1) if it's just about people they're the same. Guys are cool bc they're easy to talk to and get what you're trying to say. Usually, there's glaring exceptions in the chat. You can relax more. Girls are cool bc they're smarter 99% of the time and they usually help out quicker. They're nicer idk
2) if it's about getting with someone then girls, bc that's what I'm into. I wouldn't even think about a guy like that?

[coherer]

LOL
Hey the heat's not all on you Noct
Maybe in this convo man but we did our time

Sounds like he gave you a pretty solid answer though Cain
He's straight, which is valid, because girls are super cute
But I'm about ready to talk about anything else now

[blyat]

[He's straight....... sure, okay.

Even Cain isn't stupid enough not to get the hint, but it kind of pisses him off anyway, even if he doesn't quite know why. It reminds him of finding out that Abel had never slept with anyone before. There wasn't humiliation, just a new curiosity from lack of understanding, as well as Abel's own shyness.]

whatever

my turn's over

1/2

[coherer]

And what a turn ladies and gentlemen
We haven't seen awkwardness like that from our players in a millennium
Can they pull themselves out of whatever the fuck is going on or are they doomed to be 5 year olds forever?
Jonas' turn up next
That's right folks, he's taking his turn out of order
This seems to be a classic move from one of the more seasoned players here tonight
Can he get everyone back to a good baseline here?
That's what I want to know Jimmy
Let's see what he does

2/2

[coherer]

Would you rather get attacked by 1 dragon sized chicken or 100 dragons that are chicken sized?

1/2

[fessus]

[ The translator ensures that they're all speaking the same language but there's still an unspoken back and forth, primarily between Cain and Jonas, that he's unable to not bear witness to. He grew up understanding the careful politics of saying something without saying it, and right now he'd prefer a little extra ignorance of such an overt exchange. ]

Lmao

Chickens again fr? Starting to think you're all obsessed but w/e. Easy pick, dragon-sized chicken so I don't get burnt or zapped

2/2

[fessus]

Okay we got a downed tent (again) and the water's en route, should head out and do my job ig

Lmk if any of the other questions go off 👋

1/2

[coherer]

Hahaha okay so the question was stupid
That's the theme of the day😛
Ttyl man
Be careful on that leg

2/2, locked to un: reliant

[coherer]

Dude you gotta stop

[blyat]

ugh, what
it's my fault?

[coherer]

Ugh?
He was obviously uncomfortable
😓
It's my fault too I should've said something earlier

[blyat]

oh, so noctis can bitch at me every time i don't answer a question
but the second he's in the hot seat, let's back off so he can run away

he's tough, he can deal with it

[coherer]

I think you know that there's a difference between asking someone if they want a permanent unibrow vs. telling them to out their sexuality to two pan/bi dudes
One of whom has been like a douche
OFFENCE INTENDED
C'mon Cain

[blyat]

that's not what i meant
every conversation, not just here, he's always prying

[local man doesn't know what friendship without ulterior motive is]

i don't see how my question was such a big deal anyway
it's a normal thing to ask

[coherer]

omg you're both mutually douches, happy?
In my country it's kind of a bitter topic to be anything but straight
It might be like that for him
Except he told us he's straight and so he is

Is it not that way for you guys?
Like in your military and stuff?
On that note, what do you consider prying?

[blyat]

you don't actually think he's straight, do you

no
asking someone what they're into is basic as hell
you walk into the showers, some guy's railing another guy up the ass? yeah it's kinda rude to do it in front of your face but it still happens
technically against the rules, but no one cares

prying is asking questions i don't wanna answer

pries

[coherer]

It doesn't matter what I think
Don't you get that?
It's his business, not ours

Same as when people in your circles made that your business when they shouldn't have
That's not cool
It's straight up sexual harassment

Are you okay?
Seriously
That sounds really awful to have to go through
Not just rude but like alienating and uncomfortable
You have to consent to that stuff
That they didn't ask you is messed up

[blyat]

[He wonders if he should have tapped out when Noctis did under the guise of the end of that stupid "game" they were playing, before Jonas had the opportunity to pull him into a conversation. Wondering too late. His business, not theirs — but is that really true? They'll all have to deal with each other in the long term, if this mission continues.

Sexual harassment is a phrase he glances at briefly, unable to give it the weight that Jonas probably intends. Even if there was someone who cared about that within the Alliance's ranks, they'd never win against the status quo. But the point Jonas is probably trying to make is based on those differences between their worlds — which, at this point, Cain has used simply as a means of keeping his distance from both boys.

Look. He's not that oblivious. Yes, he likes pushing Noctis's buttons, and he's done it a few times on purpose now.]

ok, then i have a serious question too

why do you care so much about my answer to that?