𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚖, 𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡.

[coherer]

JONAS WARD
"That's between you and your priest."

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[coherer]

Resolutions don't be have to change something you could be like
"I resolve to stay the same forever"

What do you think you need to change Noctu
You guys are the best already we should just be having fun tonite it's new year😛

[blyat]

[How can he stay mad when Jonas acts like this...]

ok, just fun
then next year i'll drink more booze
smoke more cigs
have more sex

there

[fessus]

[ His list is examined momentarily, the page almost full. But somehow, none of those reflections are "fun" or fit their mood, and instead he folds the paper in half after a moment of consideration. ]

Nothing too big

Some better clothes prob, this place is really messing with what I've got atm lol. Deciding how much I think "drink more booze" is a good idea after last time too 🤔

[coherer]

We will find cigs if it's the last thing we do man fr I am rationing the ones you gave me for xmas
Not the vodka tho clearly lollll
It was fun before we got sick right?
tbh thank god Cain was there bc we would've just died in the desert or smth hahahaha
Take it easy ad you'll have a better time?
Clothes would be good
I want to listen to alien music

[blyat]

yeah i want some better clothes too, the supply shop has such boring shit

dw [he's LEARNING]
won't let you die in the desert
not from too much alcohol at least
🤘

what's alien music? like with the sand whales?

[fessus]

[ Cain got Jonas a Christmas present, huh? Good is his immediate thought, and he feels his mood brighten just a little. ]

Idk that "at least" is pretty scary, maybe we can make a group resolution to not let each other die from anything?

I'll make it at least

The Theorem's got a lot of music in storage, any of the Earth stuff's already alien to us. So ig anything from other stars too huh

[coherer]

Sounds good to me 👍🏻I do not want to die again
I resolve to not let you guys die from anything
Haopy New YEAR🎉

omg though bc Noct just got me on the archived music, you gotta check it out
Literally like any of it fr I awill make suggestions
Kinda like the sand whales songs but also not like that at all

[blyat]

[......'again'...❓ weird...]

no one's dying

yeah i'll check it out later
i haven't really listened to music in a while, so i dunno
it's whatever

[fessus]

[ It's like he reads that text in slow motion, aware of Jonas's inebriation and briefly discomfited over such a traumatic event being casually referenced... but Cain takes it in stride, and he makes the immediate assumption that Jonas has also told him. Phew... ]

It's w/e? You don't have a fave genre or anything? Free music suggestions is a big deal

[ ... ]

Happy New Year Jonas [ I can't ]

How about a resolution to not get sand in my boots for the next twelve months?

[coherer]

It's not whatever at all
I'll find you your groove just strap in
I made Noct and Phai(nono) this pl you should check it out too bc it'd be a good place to start
Gotta figure out how i linked it the firs time uhhhhh

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That resolution is impossible btw gl...........
Even one grain of sand and you'd lose

[blyat]

fine, i'll check it out

[tsun tsun...]

you're buddies with that guy phainon?
he's friendly i guess

do resolutions even work? just feels like an empty promise to yourself

[fessus]

Phainon?

[ Seriously... that guy??? Well, whatever, this isn't the place to bring up any of his own issues; if they like him isn't that a net win? ]

Oh hey you added stuff I haven't heard yet, I'll listen tomorrow. Some of the last ones weren't bad

And resolutions work if you want them to work ig? It's not an empty promise to me if I'm saying it in here, I have witnesses

[coherer]

"Fine
"Friendly ig
Last ones weren't bad"

Do you guhys ever actually like things
Or is it uncool to be excited about things
Am I uncool to you

I resolve to blcok you both

[blyat]

sure
i like things

[Noctis is here, he can't be more specific than that...]

you're cool to me, j
don't block me

[fessus]

[ Don't sexually harass me, I'm shielded. ]

Ugh

Sure I like fish.

Go ahead and block me, I can take it. And I'm pretty sure that'll last two seconds before you wanna send me more songs.

Cain and I already agreed we wouldn't block each other anyway

[blyat]

we did?

[😛]

[coherer]

Thanks Cain🍆
Noctis is being mean to me tho what will I do
ig I will have to deal with it and say nothing in defence of myself like a pushover baby
Sure wish someone would come to my fefence
brb crying

[fessus]

Do I need to bring in caps?

You guys are ten times worse when you're drunk ftr lol. You do this every NY?

1/2

[coherer]

You got nothing in me bro

[blyat]

[reliant reacted with "🍆".]

not here

[coherer]

( Furiously grappling with his belt to send Cain a picture of the inside of his pants, but gets sidetracked by the other comments coming in. )

[fessus]

[ Wow Cain's such an idiot, reacting accidentally with a vegetable... ]

2/2

[coherer]

On me bro

I don't recall I used to party hard but it always ended up that the cops would come bc everyone was too loud and underaged drinking
Lots of weed
One time I had run through people's backyards hahahahaha I took antique spoons

[blyat]

you took antique spoons? did you sell them for $$?

but yeah that sounds kinda similar to me
less weed, more booze
and hitting each other

what do you even do if you're not drunk for the new year?

[fessus]

Weed like drugs? Yes it exists in Eos before you ask

[ Let him just preempt it before the jokes start. ]

There's def a story behind the spoons you gotta share, and also trying to figure out why beating each other up is a celebration

Anyway I'm not drunk now so ig I do this