𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚖, 𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡.

[coherer]

JONAS WARD
"That's between you and your priest."

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[coherer]

Benny and the Jets, Elton John
Look THAT up

It's also 400 degrees so like
My current laziness doesn't actually do my regular energy levels justice
You should see me in a very temperate area like 60-65°F
I'm a different human being

[fessus]

Sure maybe when I'm done schooling you

Bc I don't believe this at all. And wtf is 65°F lol. If we end up somewhere "temperate" I'm passing all my chores off to you so I can take more naps

[coherer]

How do you people tell temperatures
Do you just go outside like "wow it's cold, guess that's what temperature it is"
Do you use Celsius ewwwww
I bet it's like Insomnian Celsius ewwww

[fessus]

Yeah we have one guy that decides if it's frigid, really cold, cold, mild, warm, hot, or super hot and we all just listen to him

Ofc we use Celsius, wtf is the F for

[coherer]

LOL
I don't know what you guys get up to over there
Ours is Farrenheit
What's mild temp for you in Celsius I have no idea
You're like European or smth
That's a country here
Europe
They use Celsius

i am crying

[fessus]

Europe is a continent Jonas

1/2, HELP ME GOD

[coherer]

2/2

[coherer]

Oh yeah



How do you even know that

[fessus]

Bc I looked up the stuff you guys keep saying? The US and Russia

And it said Russia's part of two continents

Isn't that kinda basic

[coherer]

ik it's a continent I just typed it wrong

( RUSSIA IS A PART OF TWO CONTINENTS? Jonas narrowly prevents his own nuclear meltdown.

Did he ever pay attention in class? EVER? )

Cain isn't even Russian

[fessus]

Okay? I'm not even European but ik 21C is a good temp

Idk

I couldn't find as many records about Mars. I figured maybe I'd still learn smth, so I dug into it a little. Didn't really get me anywhere tbh

[coherer]

Well I'M talking about 15-20 C for me, 21 is good (aka 70 F)

Mars is the 4th star (planet) from our sun (which is a star)
See I know things
It was a dusty red rock in my day, but ig Cain is used to smth way different now
tbh idk a lot about it/him

[fessus]

15? Too far, if it starts raining you're gonna catch a cold or smth

[ Great, now he's missing Ignis so much that he's starting to become him. ]

Is Earth further away or closer?

He made it sound pretty cold there but it's not like I got a ton of info either. Me asking is prob what started half our fights in the first place

[coherer]

Okay amateur 15 is sweater/jacket weather and that's the best

Earth is closer though, we're definitely in the sweet spot of the solar system
I got my phone back so I can show you some pics of it actually
I just need to look them over first

( Have a little cry, think about a lot... Then he'll be good to share. )

Just make puppy dog eyes at him or smth before asking and he'll be like
"🥺 I couldn't POSSIBLY say no to you Noctis"
He's got a pillowy center

[fessus]

Fr? That sounds cool, let's do it. I got mine back too actually, we can trade off

[ And if Noctis says something is cool, it means he's extremely excited. ]

Lmao is that what you do to get him on your side?

Idk I don't think it'd work on him if it was coming from me tbh

[coherer]

Yes bc I'm Cutie🥰 remember
We're just on the same wavelength a lot of the time it's nbd
You guys will find your wavelength too

I'm super pumped to see your world, I'm picturing like weird aliens and stuff hahaha
Like chocobos

[fessus]

Yeah I think so. Feels like we're on the way finally

[ Which is a nice thought. ]

Maybe our wavelength is that he has to make the "cutie" puppy dog eyes at me to get me to stop asking questions, and I get to do w/e I want

Is that what you wanna see first? Chocobos? Lol you sound like my friend back home

[coherer]

Knowing you that's both a diss and a huge compliment
So thanks, dick
I said I wanted to eat one though so you're getting it all wrong
Giant chicken wings
Or cockatrice wings or whatever you call them lol

tbh though I can fully picture Cain giving you cutie puppy eyes I'm js
Like he's not above it at all

[fessus]

Yeah I'm pretty sure I can bet you literally anything that he never would ever

[ GAME ON ]

It's a huge diss and a small compliment, just switch them. And you're not seeing pics of Clem until after I hear a good apology

You can have pics of Prompto instead

wow which terrifying prompto pic am i getting

[coherer]

Woooooooow fake friend
Send me the pics please I'm so sorry I'll never eat your chocobo in my life I promise

"Never would ever" tho huh?
I'll take that bet
What do I get if I win?

cave selfie #19 1/2

[fessus]

Is an IOU not good enough for you?

Fine. I'll make a network post saying you're cooler than me

2/2

[fessus]

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[coherer]

Oh really???
Damn you better start drafting something lol
If you could mention how smart I am too that'd be great

And how I will never eat a chocobo in my life
omgggg
Look at his little MEDALS😭😭😭

[fessus]

Sure I'll say you're super smart. You messaging Cain now? Gl

See now you feel like an idiot huh. Even if you wanted to try Clem got those for being a racer. You couldn't catch him in a million years lol

Come on send me one of yours

1/2

[coherer]

No way, last time I did that we beefed
I think I'll try to track him down in person
It'd be faster if I had Clem though
Cute name btw did you name him hahaha

Gimme a sec to look through these
Some of them suck real bad

( and he don't mean they were poorly taken )