𝚊𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚘𝚖, 𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡.

[coherer]

sadwhore04:

if a demon possessed me i'd just b like ok take it from here good luck man

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[coherer]

I'm proud of your emoji mastery, buddy. ofc (of course) you learned from the best.

Some ppl back home say it like John tho, then there's the people who say it like jeans?? The denim pants? Have you worn jeans before?

[usurpers]

I always have good teachers.

But I still can’t see the difference. Jean and Jeans. [ he keeps saying JAHNS, JAHNS over the screen!!! denim might ring a few bells. maybe. ]

I think I wore them back home, but now they’re too restricting.

[coherer]

It's a J that sounds like the G in GEE WHIZ. Gee-nns.

(what are we.)

I don't blame you, idek how you fit all that in pants. Maybe sweatpants. You'd really love those. These 19th century clothes are really killing me.

[usurpers]

Jeens.
😏

[ thanks for making jean's life worse. ]

Kilts work, or just loose things that don't go past the knees. [ they all need tail holes, alas . . . ] There're pants for sweat?

[coherer]

(pictures eren in a kilt..........)

Okay, respect bc men can wear skirts if they want to, but you need to try on some sweatpants. Do you know your size, bc I wanna' make this happen.

Consider it an early or late bday present. When is that btw??

[usurpers]

[ you want to give him a present........ jonas ]

March 31st, I'm 20 now.

My size is big.

[coherer]

ik you're big...... ik.......

(considering he's 6'1" and eren towers over him, yes. yes, he's a big boy.)

I can't believe I missed your bday, I am such a scumbag. But idk if we were talking at that point. Did you do anything fun??

[usurpers]

I’m messing with you.

[ you and your MODERN QUESTIONS he’s too old for this. ]

I gave myself a drink, a burger and went flying. [ he doesn’t entirely bother with letting people know his birthday, so no one ever really knows to wish him one. might be a little lonely, but he made sure to celebrate it himself anyway. the day he was free . . . ] Met you and some other people three days later. Sounds good for a birthday.

[coherer]

Oh, LOL, good one dude

(and jonas is too dumb for this.)

That sounds like a blast, actually. Especially the whole flying thing, it must be really cool to just be able to take off and go whenever you want time away. Kinda envious.

I'm glad meeting me was a small part of it hahaha, you're a fun guy to hang out with.

[usurpers]

From the looks of it, we’ll have to do more. [ he honestly feels his actual age when they hang so that’s . . . really fun, too. ] You’ve never been flying?

[coherer]

I've never even been on an airplane. ig I can teleport and stuff now and hold myself up with a barrier like a magic carpet ride, but nah.

I'm totally down to chill more, though. ik we're doing the whole training thing, but outside of that too. No stress stuff. I can show you my music or smth.

[usurpers]

You get me sweatpants and I’ll take you flying. 👊

You write music?

[coherer]

Seriously?? omg dude

That is so so awesome. I'd love to do that. Have you done it before? No one's fallen off and died, right? jw (just wondering) LOL

(that sounds beyond fun and he's giddy just considering it. flying on the back of a massive dragon? if someone a year ago told him that this would soon be his life, he'd have snorted bitterly and told them to go fuck themselves.

every kid's dream.)

And I don't write it, no. ig I have written a couple of songs but they weren't any good. I more or less listen to what's on the phone I brought from home.

It's got a ton of music downloaded on it.

[usurpers]

I've taken some in combat situations, I just need to work on my landings. We can go out after pants.

[ he's been a shitty lander for months now and for some reason, he just can't get it right. that also makes him realize that he actually hasn't taken anyone for a leisure flight.

he's also really fucking curious about all the hype revolving around these sweaty slacks he would love. ]

What kind of music?

[coherer]

Well, worst case scenario I might be able to cushion the fall. Or at least slow us down.

(~the power of magic~)

I'm so enthused you're enthused about the pants, man. We're gonna get you the comfiest tailored pair imaginable, then you'll never go back to regular pants ever again. Except on like formal occasions or smth.

Anyway, I listen to a ton of music. Rap, oldies, power ballads are pretty hilarious, top 40 (new age stuff), indie garbage. You probably don't know what any of these mean and I'm sorry for that. It'd be easier to show you than to describe em.

[usurpers]

[ when you almost have a heart attack because you misunderstand and think your new friend is talking about sacrificing his body for a dragon's weight, then considers a) a joke and b) magic ]

l ol

[ an attempt was made ]

We can make formal ones, too. How's the day before training sound?

I JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING, GDI

[coherer]

omg there you go, man. You're such a quick learner, 10/10.

(positive reinforcement for my bro)

Formal sweatpants, though, I like the way you think. I'm wholly down for that, let's do it. I've got enough money saved up, so it shouldn't be a problem.

i'm here to deliver

[usurpers]

Just enough for the pants, I'm paying for food.

[coherer]

Fifty-fifty it is.

What are we gonna eat?? You're paying, so it's your choice.

[usurpers]

Alright. What’s your favorite food?

[ that’s how this works ]

[coherer]

Okay, never mind that that's cheating. You're still new at this.

I like lots of stuff. Burgers, pizza, healthy food like power bowls (just a mishmash of nutritious food), pasta of all kinds, smoothies, mac and cheese, seafood (crab, crawdads), ice cream, CHICKEN WINGS.

[usurpers]

You’ll know what it is when we’re there, then. Nothing can top bread and meat for me. [ and after a pause, ] Burgers. What’s Mac?

[coherer]

Mac AND cheese, it's this whole thing.

There's these curvy noodles with cheese mixed in and maybe some bread crumbs baked on top if you fancy.

[usurpers]

Hopefully my stomach'll accept cheese. [ he hasn't actually tried it since his first month in aefenglom, and he wasn't actually changed back then.





. . . this was supposed to be a surprise, but ]

How do you like your CHICKEN WINGS?

[coherer]

For your sake, I hope so too. Cheese is so good, I could eat it in fistfuls.

As for my CHICKEN WINGS, I like them medium-spicy with BBQ (barbecue) sauce. If you really wanna go wild and try smth new, teriyaki glaze is so good. So is honey garlic. With blue cheese dip.....

My mouth is watering.