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None of that ever happened. It was a dream. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, okay? Please, I'm begging you, let's NEVER discuss any of it ever again.
[ He is not ready to face the reality of becoming an Arachne. ]
But yeah, I really want to. In the unlikely chance that there's a "next time," maybe try using Water Gun instead. As your new roommate, I feel obligated to tell you I have no waterboarding fetishes.
[ He is not ready to face the reality of becoming an Arachne. ]
But yeah, I really want to. In the unlikely chance that there's a "next time," maybe try using Water Gun instead. As your new roommate, I feel obligated to tell you I have no waterboarding fetishes.
I cannot blame you lmao, deal.
No waterboarding, no mentioning anything remotely related to what happened in a dream we did not share, and no sharing facebook aunt memes unless they're funny in an ironic way. If that's all cool, I think we can make this work.
No waterboarding, no mentioning anything remotely related to what happened in a dream we did not share, and no sharing facebook aunt memes unless they're funny in an ironic way. If that's all cool, I think we can make this work.
KID'S stories? I mention Paranormal Activity and The Blair Witch Project and that's what you lump me in with? The kid's section!? Listen, Harry Potter, your namesake was young adult literature. So you better climb off your high horse.
High Thestral. Maybe? Is that even spelled right? I don't remember.
High Thestral. Maybe? Is that even spelled right? I don't remember.
(wants to throw an "okay, shelob," or better yetβin keeping with the harry potter vibesβ"whatever you say, aragog," but that'd be immature. he promised stiles he wouldn't bring it up and he doesn't intend to. that's up to him. his body, his rules.)
I can't even ride horses. How do you think I'd manage a skeletal one???
I can't even ride horses. How do you think I'd manage a skeletal one???
Dude. Theyβre called stirrups. How do you not know that.
[ Pedals. Jesus Christ. ]
Yeah. I think the Coven is going to personally escort you from our future house straight to the nearest barn, set you up on their biggest, meanest pony, and make you try.
NO, I donβt think weβll have to try. Why would we?
[ Pedals. Jesus Christ. ]
Yeah. I think the Coven is going to personally escort you from our future house straight to the nearest barn, set you up on their biggest, meanest pony, and make you try.
NO, I donβt think weβll have to try. Why would we?
oh how would you know?? You just got here too.
Maybe cylwd stuff will happen or shades will attack and our only way out is on horseback? Think about it dude.
(he'll never spell cwyld right. if he does, it's not jonas. it's a murderer pretending to be jonas.)
Maybe cylwd stuff will happen or shades will attack and our only way out is on horseback? Think about it dude.
(he'll never spell cwyld right. if he does, it's not jonas. it's a murderer pretending to be jonas.)
Alright, let's think about it. Shades attack and the only way out is on horseback. How many people are housed in this district? In the entire city? Are ALL of us on horses? Do we each get our own horse to ride, or are we doubling up? Where do we ride the horses? If we go outside the city, aren't we in more danger? But if we stay inside the city, will there be enough room for the thousands of horses that definitely don't even exist in number? What if Jonas gets his foot stuck in the pedal? What if Jonas gets his foot stuck in ALL the pedals? Can I collect on roommate life insurance if he's trampled underneath this paragraph of pointless abstraction?
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