𝚊𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚘𝚖, 𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡.

[coherer]

sadwhore04:

if a demon possessed me i'd just b like ok take it from here good luck man

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[stopfen]

Wgere are you?? I can't see yo u near the bar?



did you leave

[coherer]

I'm not at the bar. I was never at the bar. I haven't been to a bar in weeks.

Who even is this?

[stopfen]

Youre the one who invited

It's Mikasa.

[five mintues later]

I can see you, coming ober (＠´ー`)ﾉﾞ

[coherer]

I don't think you're talking to who you think you're talking to.

But you'll probably figure that out when your buddy corrects you.

[stopfen]

[There's a delay before there's a response.]

Wrong person
he's fighting when you sent tht

who are you??

[coherer]

My name's Jonas.

Focus for a sec, tho. Who's fighting? You're not caught in the middle of it, are you?

[stopfen]

no. Why would I use this if he was close?
I knew this would happen. He said he wanted to fight drunk people.

[coherer]

idk it seemed smart to ask at the time. And you're p drunk, so you could be doing something stupid.

Who's fighting drunk ppl? "Is anyone hurt" is essentially what I'm asking here, bc I need to know if an adult should intervene.

[stopfen]

[You're lucky she knows what idk means. Thank you, modern-day friends. But there was one part she didn't get.]

yes I am pissed. Don't get why you needed to say p drunk.
Unless youre asking if I've pissed myself, then no. Not that drunk.

[The most ladylike of ladies.]

Asura. It's a fightso they're brawling no ones really hurt.
We are all adults.
Though Asura is like a 10 year old boy.

[He's so excite to have food, fighting and booze.]

[coherer]

Noooooo no no no, I'm not asking if you peed! It means "pretty," so pretty drunk. Good god.

(MIKASA.)

Wait, you're telling me it's you, some adults, and a ten-year-old boy? And you're letting him hang out around that?

Get him out of there??????

[stopfen]

Why not just say drunk??

He's not 10. He acts like one though. He's older than me.

[coherer]

Because there's a huuuge difference between drunk and pretty drunk, just trust me on this one.

And don't scare me like that. Here I am thinking you're enlisting kids to help you battle idiots at the bar. I was like, about to freak out.

[stopfen]

No it's the other way aroudn he enlist me.
I said you invited me
he did
besides ten isn't far off the miltary sign up age

he said that drinking is best between comrades

[coherer]

Yeaaah, I got about 20% of that text message.

Drinking is best between comrades, though, he's right. I'm glad to hear you've got buddies like that. Just don't do anything he'd do where starting bar brawls is concerned, okay?

[stopfen]

He is older than me a lot.

[She is the innocent baby of this drunken group.]

I wont.
Fighting drunk people sounds boring, they'd fall to easily

[coherer]

That's true ig....

Are you guys celebrating anything, or just hitting the town for fun?

[stopfen]

you cant say you don't understand when you're not using words.

We got paid (ﾉ'-')ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
But people disapered back home so we're here to bitch about it

[coherer]

You are the most confusing person I've ever talked to. How am I not using words?

You mean shorthand? Like "ig" and stuff? I can stop, if it's confusing for you.

[stopfen]

What is it short for??
Isnt it longer if you have to explain

[coherer]

Well, not usually. I don't mind explaining, either.

"ig" means "I guess"

Got anymore you find confusing?

[stopfen]

No you already explained the other one.
Some else explained the idk one

but they were anonymes anoniemas
I dont know how to do that these watches are hard

[coherer]

Acronyms?

wtf = what the fuck
gtfo = get the fuck out
lol = laugh out loud
lmao = laugh my ass off

There's just a few for you to consider. I don't know which ones you're having trouble with, but if you send them to me I can totally translate for you.

[stopfen]

No
that thing were there is no name.

do people realy laugh so hard their ass falls?

[coherer]

What do you think. Use a brain cell and tell me if you really think people can laugh their own asses off.

I'll wait.

[stopfen]

Does it mean the shat themselves?