𝚊𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚘𝚖, 𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡.

[coherer]

sadwhore04:

if a demon possessed me i'd just b like ok take it from here good luck man

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[mensrea]

I triple dog dare you.

[coherer]

That's not how dog daring works, unless you want to get another person for this.

Just saying.

[mensrea]

It absolutely is, dude. Haven't you ever seen A Christmas Story? Kids these days...

[ This, coming from the one who's technically younger. ]

1/2

[coherer]

What the hell is A Christmas Story...

A double dog dare is when you dare the person who dared you to do it too.

2/2

[coherer]

Isn't it?

[mensrea]

Okay, I can't even handle that first question right now. Let me process your sad cultural ignorance and get back to you about it later.

Not the way we used to use it. Double and triple were just escalations. Someone chickening out on a double dare? Triple dog dare them. Highest tier.

[coherer]

Oh, yay. I can't wait.

(taste the sarcasm, stiles. taste it.)

There's no penalty for saying no, though. For any of the tiers. tbh maybe the kids in my town were just out to get each other, bc everything was a challenge.

[mensrea]

Small town?

[ It sounds like the mentality of small-town kids, at least. ]

[coherer]

Yeah, Westedge. Just outside of North Valley, OR.

So basically just farms and crime. Weird mix, trust me.

[mensrea]

Oh cool, you're West Coast like me then! Beacon Hills, CA.

Wait, so you lived in a small town that's basically just farms and you don't know how to ride a horse?

[coherer]

West coast, best coast. Idk why it's super freaky to run into other earthlings here, but boy am I glad for it.

ps I can't just run onto someone's farm and ask to ride their horses. That would be so... so weird and actual businesses that charge are way too expensive. Also, take into account my lack of desire to even go near a horse.

How do you like Cali

[mensrea]

Do you have a legit horse phobia? Did horse clowns scare you as a little kid or something?

idk honestly? Beacon Hills probably isn’t anything like how most people would imagine California. We’re not on the coast, which sucks. Probably a double-edged sword though. Less tourism and crack.

[coherer]

Yes, Stiles, I have a horse clown phobia. How DO they juggle with those hooves? It's downright satanic.

Moving close to the water wasn't as amazing as everyone made it sound tbh, but I get wanting to get away from the centre of things. It definitely feels freer.

[mensrea]

Called it. Personally, I’m just impressed you know they’re called “hooves” and not “paws” or “feet.”

[ Never going to live down “pedals,” Jonas. ]

Moving? You’ve lived elsewhere?

[ Having lived in the same county his whole life, this is actually interesting to Stiles. ]

[coherer]

Yeah from Westedge to Camena, they're both in Oregon though. I wouldn't even say I've lived in Camena, I was only there for two seconds to drop my shit off.

I've visited a ton of states, but I've always ever been trapped in one lol. Have you always been in Beacon Hills or?

[mensrea]

God I just tried to google those places on my phone. I hate this city.

Yeah, always been in Beacon Hills. My dad is the Sheriff. We don’t travel much.

[ And he’s never wanted to, with his whole family in Beacon Hills: his father and Scott. ]

[coherer]

And I just had to draw a meme, so yeah. It's pretty much the worst.

Is having a cop for a dad cool or do you have a ton of restrictions?

[mensrea]

Do you do commissions? You could start a business, dude. Jonas’ Meme Redraws. Think of the cash you could rake in.

LOL
He tried being restrictive. I’m not great at listening. Eventually, he gave up. His hours suck, but on the flip side I haven’t had to pay a speeding ticket ever.

[ And he’s had many. ]

[coherer]

$5/meme, please.

Or 5 cunes...... what is the exchange rate on these.

Stiles you're beginning to sound like a troublemaker. Will this affect the way people view our new household and/or get us heckled by the locals? I want to live that hermit life.

[mensrea]

I’ll ask my dealer.

Who, me? 0:)

I won’t bring shame upon our household, don’t worry. You’re not allowed to live the hermit life, though. What’re you, 80? At least wait to retire in another five years.

[coherer]

Who retires when they're 23? or 85 for that matter??

I seriously need to lock myself away to study this magic though, even if it makes me a recluse. It sounds really useful if I can actually do it.

[mensrea]

Quick maths. You're 18 then, right? Got a couple of months on me.

Dude. I will HELP you. Think they'll let me come to class with you? I want to be a witch too :(

[coherer]

Depends on when your birthday is, Jr

Why not? Would they really kick someone out for wanting to learn? Just come to one anyway and if they kick you out then we'll know. If they don't, you can help me study. bc I pray you're better at it than I am.

[mensrea]

You first, Sr. It’s only right, chronologically.

As long as it’s interesting, you got it. But don’t be too hard on yourself, dude. Just think, if all else fails? You’ll be a killer firefighter. Maybe literally.

[coherer]

December 5th, 1998. Gen Z represent.

ps that was obviously a fluke and I'll never be able to do it again. They could use a firefighter around though, have you seen some of the buildings?