𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚖, 𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡.

[coherer]

JONAS WARD
"That's between you and your priest."

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Comments

[fessus]

Like a good one or a bad one

[coherer]

Uhhhh neither?
It was a boring one
It was like a tree and some water

[fessus]

Cool

I bet if I saw a mirage it would be a really interesting one

[coherer]

Oh yeah?
Okay like what?

[fessus]

[ hmmm... ]

Like a dragon probably

[coherer]

( Fuck, man, a dragon is way cooler than a tree and some water... )

Your first mirage ever is ANOTHER lizard?
That's so lame

[fessus]

[ Yeah that's right, EAT IT ]

Are you fr calling a dragon a lizard rn

[coherer]

They are literally flying lizards???
What would you call one?
Like related species wise
They're lizards

[fessus]

I'd call it a dragon?

Dumbass lol

[coherer]

Oh yeah I'M the dumbass for not accepting dragons are reptiles that look SHOCKINGLY like giant lizards with wings
Yes I'm so stupid
I should read a book or something

[fessus]

Soooo I'm the dumbass for not realizing you're a dragon scientist now?

How do yk they're reptiles

[coherer]

Their skin is all leathery and covered in scales
And they like to be warm
Also they look like reptiles

[fessus]

What about the whiskers

[coherer]

Whiskers?
LMAO what?????????

[fessus]

What do you mean 'what'??

Name me a lizard that has whiskers, bc they don't on Eos

[coherer]

Dragons don't HAVE whiskers

( They need Ladon........... )

Lizards don't have whiskers either
What kind of weird animals do you have on Eos omg

[fessus]

[ ??? ]

Okay then my mirage would be an Eos dragon that has whiskers? Which ftr beats a tree even if it didn't

What did the last dragon you saw even look like

[coherer]

( oh my god )

Dragons are fantasy monsters, they're not actually real

Are you saying you've actually seen a dragon like irl?????

1/2

[fessus]

2/2

[fessus]

Wait lmao

So you've been on me this whole time and you basically don't know what a dragon is

Re: 2/2

[coherer]

ik what a dragon is but they're just myths on my star
I just haven't seen one in person

Which like
Have you??
Answer my question bc that's so crazy I can't even believe it

[fessus]

[ "On my star", huh.

Not much has made him want to smile lately. But that's pretty thoughtful of him, isn't it? ]

Seen one? That's beginner level

I fought one

[coherer]

😳????????
Are you actually serious or are you pulling my leg?
bc that's not a fact you just sit on and casually whip out like it's nbd

[fessus]

[ Maybe sits up straighter... ]

I am casual and it is nbd

I obviously won didn't I?

[coherer]

It's a huge deal
It's a dragon dude like wtf are you talking about
What happened?
Did it like attack you or something and you fought back?
How'd you fight it?