𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚖, 𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡.

[coherer]

JONAS WARD
"That's between you and your priest."

TEXT. AUDIO. VIDEO. ACTION.

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[fessus]

Can you ask smth normal, wtf is that

They're the same

[blyat]

the question's for you too j

huh
boys aren't the same as girls?
or do you mean you like both

[coherer]

No I mean can it be a 4 option question
like

a. boys
b. girls
c. both
d. none (i got you noct)

C final answer

[blyat]

what if i'm e. everything

[fessus]

[ It's a sex thing. It's a fucking sex thing. Of course it is, again – how didn't he realize? ]

Thx Jonas 🖕

B, girls. How is this question good for a convo again

1/3

[coherer]

2/3

[coherer]

Oh word???
That's cool man

( straining )

3/3

[coherer]

Cain's answer was obvious
Have you seen the way he looks at his ship??
LMFAOO

[blyat]

[is Jonas trying to distract him calling out Noctis's totally bullshit answer?]

if angelika was a woman, she'd be hot as fuck
Ах ты дрянная девчонка

isn't just girls boring?

[fessus]

You named it?? W/e veto on Marsian if you're not translating it, it's messing up the format when this thing doesn't work

If you think girls are boring then switch your answer to guys, idk. Then tell Jonas to actually pick one

[ whoosh ]

[coherer]

Oh yeah?
Lol
Who says I have to choose?
Cain's over there probably saying some heinous crap in Russian about meeting genderless aliens and you're bullying ME?

[blyat]

[wow... he's having fun. tch...]

i was calling my ship a naughty girl

jonas made it more complicated than it's supposed to be
guys OR girls
which one's better and why

1/3

[fessus]

[ ]

2/3

[fessus]

Wow

Poor ship

3/3

[fessus]

Yeah I'm bullying bc you're letting me take all the heat of this weird question?

1) if it's just about people they're the same. Guys are cool bc they're easy to talk to and get what you're trying to say. Usually, there's glaring exceptions in the chat. You can relax more. Girls are cool bc they're smarter 99% of the time and they usually help out quicker. They're nicer idk
2) if it's about getting with someone then girls, bc that's what I'm into. I wouldn't even think about a guy like that?

[coherer]

LOL
Hey the heat's not all on you Noct
Maybe in this convo man but we did our time

Sounds like he gave you a pretty solid answer though Cain
He's straight, which is valid, because girls are super cute
But I'm about ready to talk about anything else now

[blyat]

[He's straight....... sure, okay.

Even Cain isn't stupid enough not to get the hint, but it kind of pisses him off anyway, even if he doesn't quite know why. It reminds him of finding out that Abel had never slept with anyone before. There wasn't humiliation, just a new curiosity from lack of understanding, as well as Abel's own shyness.]

whatever

my turn's over

1/2

[coherer]

And what a turn ladies and gentlemen
We haven't seen awkwardness like that from our players in a millennium
Can they pull themselves out of whatever the fuck is going on or are they doomed to be 5 year olds forever?
Jonas' turn up next
That's right folks, he's taking his turn out of order
This seems to be a classic move from one of the more seasoned players here tonight
Can he get everyone back to a good baseline here?
That's what I want to know Jimmy
Let's see what he does

2/2

[coherer]

Would you rather get attacked by 1 dragon sized chicken or 100 dragons that are chicken sized?

1/2

[fessus]

[ The translator ensures that they're all speaking the same language but there's still an unspoken back and forth, primarily between Cain and Jonas, that he's unable to not bear witness to. He grew up understanding the careful politics of saying something without saying it, and right now he'd prefer a little extra ignorance of such an overt exchange. ]

Lmao

Chickens again fr? Starting to think you're all obsessed but w/e. Easy pick, dragon-sized chicken so I don't get burnt or zapped

2/2

[fessus]

Okay we got a downed tent (again) and the water's en route, should head out and do my job ig

Lmk if any of the other questions go off 👋

1/2

[coherer]

Hahaha okay so the question was stupid
That's the theme of the day😛
Ttyl man
Be careful on that leg

2/2, locked to un: reliant

[coherer]

Dude you gotta stop

[blyat]

ugh, what
it's my fault?

[coherer]

Ugh?
He was obviously uncomfortable
😓
It's my fault too I should've said something earlier