𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚖, 𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡.

[coherer]

JONAS WARD
"That's between you and your priest."

TEXT. AUDIO. VIDEO. ACTION.

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3/3

[fessus]

Buzzted

[ It's New Year's, he has to join in celebrating somehow. ]

[blyat]

he deserves a whole bottle

[Jonas deserves EVERYTHING!!!]

ha
what's a way i won't like

1/2

[coherer]

BUZZTED

( sorry, he's taking 2 minutes to respond again because he's telling noctis' joke to gilded reverie's edge )

2/2

[coherer]

Buzzted
Cain you're not even laughing to our jokes are you deaf?

btw it's not a whole bottle it's a half a bottle so far and more granola bar

Do you awant to hang??????

[fessus]

He's prob laughing alone outside in the dark but he doesn't wanna type it and admit it

And I'm just following YOUR lead on the bottle thing btw, no comment on the second part bc I'm not getting you started but I'm srs

[ If everyone gets through this night alive and not too brutally hungover he's done his job. ]

Maybe later Jonas I'm doing resolutions first 🤟 You guys do that?

[blyat]

the jokes are bad
do you need me to say it

srs?
you already started it when you brought up that i could fly my ship so it’s all you, princess

resolutions for what?

[coherer]

Yes I want to know if you like things bro
srs means serious piece it together
You are so dimb lol

I resolve to give you both extreme noogies😛
You make resoluations to be a better person or stick to something or whatever but I'm using my forces for good
I resolve to run in sand every day for the benfit my calf muscles😛

[fessus]

What Jonas said, resolutions are things you wanna do differently in the new year. Get better at, learn, stop doing, etc. Like "I resolve to stop calling Noctis princess and figure out smth creative" or "I resolve to not ignore people's jokes"

Jonas is drunk so he's picking stuff he's gonna regret but that's basically it

No way am I matching those

[coherer]

Noct resolves to lighten up? omg

[fessus]

Whoops I just wrote down "I resolve to get way more srs", damn

[blyat]

if you wanna run i'll run with you j

anyway i definitely plan to keep ignoring stupid jokes
can't think of anything else i wanna change

принцесса
better?

[fessus]

That better not say princess in Russian

[blyat]

😏

[coherer]

Thanks man

I am happy you're getting along
What is loser in Russian and Lucian

[blyat]

too many options

Лошара
неудачник
лох

hey wait, noctis should record himself speaking insomnian
i need you to hear it j

[fessus]

Cool saving these asap

idk in Lucian people would just say "loser"? No idea if that's translating right, but you could also say smth like "fatuus" it just sounds way too old school. In Insomnian it's ケイン

Anyway did you miss the part where I said I'm trying to get smth done? Lol you guys are so annoying

[ AFFECTIONATE ]

[coherer]

I can't read these at all
What do they sound like

Wait don't go
Just a little recording please please please
What are you even doing anyway that's so important
More important than THE BOYA

[blyat]

[Along with his text message is a gift for Jonas in particular: Cain reading those three words out in low, husky Russian — loshara, neudachnik, lokh.]

that's what they sound like

he's making resolutions
which is so boring
j said please, c'mon

[fessus]

[ This is distracting.

Not just them being rambunctious and maybe endearing, tapping into a level of excitement he usually reserves for fishing, gaming, and cute dogs, but now also this new voice message. Listening to it alone in the dark feels far too much like peeking at that photo he wasn't supposed to see either, and he isn't sure why. Ahem.

He's ready to tell them to pound sand when he looks down at where he's freshly written "be a better friend".

Ugggggh.... ]

Fine w/e what do you want me to say even

[coherer]

( Oh, my. Well, that's terribly sexy, isn't it?

Plays it again... Reminds himself to tell Cain to speak more Russian in his ear... )

I seee
Yes that is interesting thank you Cain

Noct say, "I like to fish because I like fish"

[fessus]

Fr? That?

[ Don't out me and my hobbies, GOD

It only takes a few seconds before the voice recording pops up, barely three seconds in length. ]

魚が好きなので釣りが好き. Losers.

1/2

[blyat]

[WOW... THIS IS EVEN MORE THAN LAST TIME...]

2/3 nvm

[blyat]

i'm not crazy, right
that sounded cute as hell
like WAY cuter than normal

haha
ケイン

3/3

[blyat]

wait do you actually like fish

[coherer]

( ... Oh. My. God.

Cain wasn't kidding. He was probably being a douche, but the man is right; Noctis' language is cute. And vaguely familiar.

Oh well. )

Whaaaaat this is super cute
Like I don't mean it in a dick way like Cain probbaly does
Legit it's nice

What word is fish tho?
Suki?
I like suki too