𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚖, 𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡.

[coherer]

JONAS WARD
"That's between you and your priest."

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[coherer]

Oh wow okay
What nicknames have you given me besides like
The OBV ones

[fessus]

Depends on which ones you think are the obv ones

[coherer]

J
Idiot
Jojo
Most handsome man alive
Cutie
etc

[fessus]

Dumbass
Weirdo
Lvl. 1 Villager
Benny
JBW

[coherer]

hahahahaha I am a lvl 1 villager hahababa
Not the Benny and JBW😭

You're Knocked/Nacht (that's what I thought you were saying first)
No
Try hard
Loser
NLC

[fessus]

You get what you earn I'm js. Ladon won't stop calling me Knock Knock so at least yours fits his 😒

I'm pretty cool with "No" tho

[coherer]

I figured you might be
If I get lazy that's what I'll call you
Or N if I'm REAL lazy

Knock Knock is so stupid LOL
Yet oddly suitable
Just say "Who's there?" every time he says it and fully expect him to follow up with a joke

[fessus]

If you GET lazy? There's a way down from where we are now?

If I do that he's gonna have a joke ready every single time and it's gonna backfire in a big way. Think it through, Benny

[coherer]

Benny and the Jets, Elton John
Look THAT up

It's also 400 degrees so like
My current laziness doesn't actually do my regular energy levels justice
You should see me in a very temperate area like 60-65°F
I'm a different human being

[fessus]

Sure maybe when I'm done schooling you

Bc I don't believe this at all. And wtf is 65°F lol. If we end up somewhere "temperate" I'm passing all my chores off to you so I can take more naps

[coherer]

How do you people tell temperatures
Do you just go outside like "wow it's cold, guess that's what temperature it is"
Do you use Celsius ewwwww
I bet it's like Insomnian Celsius ewwww

[fessus]

Yeah we have one guy that decides if it's frigid, really cold, cold, mild, warm, hot, or super hot and we all just listen to him

Ofc we use Celsius, wtf is the F for

[coherer]

LOL
I don't know what you guys get up to over there
Ours is Farrenheit
What's mild temp for you in Celsius I have no idea
You're like European or smth
That's a country here
Europe
They use Celsius

i am crying

[fessus]

Europe is a continent Jonas

1/2, HELP ME GOD

[coherer]

2/2

[coherer]

Oh yeah



How do you even know that

[fessus]

Bc I looked up the stuff you guys keep saying? The US and Russia

And it said Russia's part of two continents

Isn't that kinda basic

[coherer]

ik it's a continent I just typed it wrong

( RUSSIA IS A PART OF TWO CONTINENTS? Jonas narrowly prevents his own nuclear meltdown.

Did he ever pay attention in class? EVER? )

Cain isn't even Russian

[fessus]

Okay? I'm not even European but ik 21C is a good temp

Idk

I couldn't find as many records about Mars. I figured maybe I'd still learn smth, so I dug into it a little. Didn't really get me anywhere tbh

[coherer]

Well I'M talking about 15-20 C for me, 21 is good (aka 70 F)

Mars is the 4th star (planet) from our sun (which is a star)
See I know things
It was a dusty red rock in my day, but ig Cain is used to smth way different now
tbh idk a lot about it/him

[fessus]

15? Too far, if it starts raining you're gonna catch a cold or smth

[ Great, now he's missing Ignis so much that he's starting to become him. ]

Is Earth further away or closer?

He made it sound pretty cold there but it's not like I got a ton of info either. Me asking is prob what started half our fights in the first place

[coherer]

Okay amateur 15 is sweater/jacket weather and that's the best

Earth is closer though, we're definitely in the sweet spot of the solar system
I got my phone back so I can show you some pics of it actually
I just need to look them over first

( Have a little cry, think about a lot... Then he'll be good to share. )

Just make puppy dog eyes at him or smth before asking and he'll be like
"🥺 I couldn't POSSIBLY say no to you Noctis"
He's got a pillowy center

[fessus]

Fr? That sounds cool, let's do it. I got mine back too actually, we can trade off

[ And if Noctis says something is cool, it means he's extremely excited. ]

Lmao is that what you do to get him on your side?

Idk I don't think it'd work on him if it was coming from me tbh

[coherer]

Yes bc I'm Cutie🥰 remember
We're just on the same wavelength a lot of the time it's nbd
You guys will find your wavelength too

I'm super pumped to see your world, I'm picturing like weird aliens and stuff hahaha
Like chocobos

[fessus]

Yeah I think so. Feels like we're on the way finally

[ Which is a nice thought. ]

Maybe our wavelength is that he has to make the "cutie" puppy dog eyes at me to get me to stop asking questions, and I get to do w/e I want

Is that what you wanna see first? Chocobos? Lol you sound like my friend back home