𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚖, 𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡.

[coherer]

JONAS WARD
"That's between you and your priest."

TEXT. AUDIO. VIDEO. ACTION.

Comments

[blyat]

[Noctis has friends? He can fight monsters? There are monsters on his planet-slash-star? ... There's so much Cain doesn't know, actually, except the name of the place he's from.]

do they even understand their own names

no pets on mars
or it's rare i guess
also $$$

[fessus]

Right

Yeah no pets here either

[ This has been a fantastically bad attempt at starting a conversation. He could give it space for now, sure, but that would mean sitting and waiting for notifs from Cain's and Jonas's side conversation in their chat instead. Somehow... it feels like that'll make time pass by even slower out here. ]

Jonas ask smth else, I did mine

[coherer]

Okay uhhhhh
Would you rather get flopped on by a sand whale or get eaten by one of the barren-racers

[blyat]

sand whale
way cooler death
especially if i was battling it

[typical man has action movie sequence daydreams]

[fessus]

Sand whale bc the other one implies I died?

That's not a hard pick

[ Even if he has to agree with Cain....... whatever... ]

[coherer]

These are such dude answers........
Okay fine wow, what about this then

Would you rather have a permanent unibrow or a permanent moustache?

[blyat]

noctis hasn't answered this yet?

mustache i guess
if you style it right... could be worse

[fessus]

Wtf is that supposed to mean

Mustache, same reason [ Agreeing with Cain twice in a row... what is happening. ]

Make Cain ask smth then

[coherer]

Wow, look how much you two have in common
It's a Christmas miracle
I think I'd go for the unibrow🤔

Cain, go

[blyat]

what are we even doing
are we playing a game

[fessus]

Asking each other questions? Starting a convo?

All you're doing is answering, contribute smth

[blyat]

ok

guys or girls? which is better

[coherer]

Don't exclude me like this💀

[fessus]

Can you ask smth normal, wtf is that

They're the same

[blyat]

the question's for you too j

huh
boys aren't the same as girls?
or do you mean you like both

[coherer]

No I mean can it be a 4 option question
like

a. boys
b. girls
c. both
d. none (i got you noct)

C final answer

[blyat]

what if i'm e. everything

[fessus]

[ It's a sex thing. It's a fucking sex thing. Of course it is, again – how didn't he realize? ]

Thx Jonas 🖕

B, girls. How is this question good for a convo again

1/3

[coherer]

2/3

[coherer]

Oh word???
That's cool man

( straining )

3/3

[coherer]

Cain's answer was obvious
Have you seen the way he looks at his ship??
LMFAOO

[blyat]

[is Jonas trying to distract him calling out Noctis's totally bullshit answer?]

if angelika was a woman, she'd be hot as fuck
Ах ты дрянная девчонка

isn't just girls boring?

[fessus]

You named it?? W/e veto on Marsian if you're not translating it, it's messing up the format when this thing doesn't work

If you think girls are boring then switch your answer to guys, idk. Then tell Jonas to actually pick one

[ whoosh ]

[coherer]

Oh yeah?
Lol
Who says I have to choose?
Cain's over there probably saying some heinous crap in Russian about meeting genderless aliens and you're bullying ME?

[blyat]

[wow... he's having fun. tch...]

i was calling my ship a naughty girl

jonas made it more complicated than it's supposed to be
guys OR girls
which one's better and why