𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚖, 𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡.

[coherer]

JONAS WARD
"That's between you and your priest."

TEXT. AUDIO. VIDEO. ACTION.

Comments

[blyat]

no i'm cleaning my ship
the sand is PISSING me off
i'm just drinking too, so i'm less pissed off

1/3

[coherer]

Last time Noct threw up everywhere so fair

It's GRE and me babyy and we are also drinking
He's not he's a robot
He's like 50 dad jokes in tho
What do you call a beehive without an exit lol

2/3

[coherer]

Do you even know what bees are?

3/3

[coherer]

Why are you cleaning?? it's New years

[fessus]

[ In his very limited experience with drinking, Noctis has so far been the drunkest member of the party.

Now he gets to experience what it feels like to be very, very sober, and very, very aware of that fact. ]

Hahaha yeah we have bees. You good over there? Lmk if you need an assist or water or smth

And wouldn't flying it up through the atmosphere blast the sand off it way faster..... when you stop drinking

[blyat]

i could probably do it now too

[do space DUIs exist]

but that's a waste of fuel

j don't drink the whole bottle in one go

[coherer]

Unbeelievable LOL

1/3

[fessus]

Do not change your mind and try to fly your ship, I'll find a way to make you regret it and it won't be a way you like

Also a whole bottle Jonas fr

2/3

[fessus]

[ ... ]

3/3

[fessus]

Buzzted

[ It's New Year's, he has to join in celebrating somehow. ]

[blyat]

he deserves a whole bottle

[Jonas deserves EVERYTHING!!!]

ha
what's a way i won't like

1/2

[coherer]

BUZZTED

( sorry, he's taking 2 minutes to respond again because he's telling noctis' joke to gilded reverie's edge )

2/2

[coherer]

Buzzted
Cain you're not even laughing to our jokes are you deaf?

btw it's not a whole bottle it's a half a bottle so far and more granola bar

Do you awant to hang??????

[fessus]

He's prob laughing alone outside in the dark but he doesn't wanna type it and admit it

And I'm just following YOUR lead on the bottle thing btw, no comment on the second part bc I'm not getting you started but I'm srs

[ If everyone gets through this night alive and not too brutally hungover he's done his job. ]

Maybe later Jonas I'm doing resolutions first 🤟 You guys do that?

[blyat]

the jokes are bad
do you need me to say it

srs?
you already started it when you brought up that i could fly my ship so it’s all you, princess

resolutions for what?

[coherer]

Yes I want to know if you like things bro
srs means serious piece it together
You are so dimb lol

I resolve to give you both extreme noogies😛
You make resoluations to be a better person or stick to something or whatever but I'm using my forces for good
I resolve to run in sand every day for the benfit my calf muscles😛

[fessus]

What Jonas said, resolutions are things you wanna do differently in the new year. Get better at, learn, stop doing, etc. Like "I resolve to stop calling Noctis princess and figure out smth creative" or "I resolve to not ignore people's jokes"

Jonas is drunk so he's picking stuff he's gonna regret but that's basically it

No way am I matching those

[coherer]

Noct resolves to lighten up? omg

[fessus]

Whoops I just wrote down "I resolve to get way more srs", damn

[blyat]

if you wanna run i'll run with you j

anyway i definitely plan to keep ignoring stupid jokes
can't think of anything else i wanna change

принцесса
better?

[fessus]

That better not say princess in Russian

[blyat]

😏

[coherer]

Thanks man

I am happy you're getting along
What is loser in Russian and Lucian

[blyat]

too many options

Лошара
неудачник
лох

hey wait, noctis should record himself speaking insomnian
i need you to hear it j

[fessus]

Cool saving these asap

idk in Lucian people would just say "loser"? No idea if that's translating right, but you could also say smth like "fatuus" it just sounds way too old school. In Insomnian it's ケイン

Anyway did you miss the part where I said I'm trying to get smth done? Lol you guys are so annoying

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