𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚖, 𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡.

[coherer]

JONAS WARD
"That's between you and your priest."

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[coherer]

No no no, no pressure
The bar is SO low you could do literally anything mean to me and I'd be like, "what a lovely gesture"
Just keep being you



But you really have to call me applesauce it's actually mandatory at this point
I'll watch movies with Reze instead

[fessus]

I cannot explain how gross it would make me feel to call you applesauce

How do I delete this convo off my datapad

[coherer]

Awww why it's cute😛

[fessus]

Too bad, doesn't work with your other nicknames I've given you

[coherer]

Oh wow okay
What nicknames have you given me besides like
The OBV ones

[fessus]

Depends on which ones you think are the obv ones

[coherer]

J
Idiot
Jojo
Most handsome man alive
Cutie
etc

[fessus]

Dumbass
Weirdo
Lvl. 1 Villager
Benny
JBW

[coherer]

hahahahaha I am a lvl 1 villager hahababa
Not the Benny and JBW😭

You're Knocked/Nacht (that's what I thought you were saying first)
No
Try hard
Loser
NLC

[fessus]

You get what you earn I'm js. Ladon won't stop calling me Knock Knock so at least yours fits his 😒

I'm pretty cool with "No" tho

[coherer]

I figured you might be
If I get lazy that's what I'll call you
Or N if I'm REAL lazy

Knock Knock is so stupid LOL
Yet oddly suitable
Just say "Who's there?" every time he says it and fully expect him to follow up with a joke

[fessus]

If you GET lazy? There's a way down from where we are now?

If I do that he's gonna have a joke ready every single time and it's gonna backfire in a big way. Think it through, Benny

[coherer]

Benny and the Jets, Elton John
Look THAT up

It's also 400 degrees so like
My current laziness doesn't actually do my regular energy levels justice
You should see me in a very temperate area like 60-65°F
I'm a different human being

[fessus]

Sure maybe when I'm done schooling you

Bc I don't believe this at all. And wtf is 65°F lol. If we end up somewhere "temperate" I'm passing all my chores off to you so I can take more naps

[coherer]

How do you people tell temperatures
Do you just go outside like "wow it's cold, guess that's what temperature it is"
Do you use Celsius ewwwww
I bet it's like Insomnian Celsius ewwww

[fessus]

Yeah we have one guy that decides if it's frigid, really cold, cold, mild, warm, hot, or super hot and we all just listen to him

Ofc we use Celsius, wtf is the F for

[coherer]

LOL
I don't know what you guys get up to over there
Ours is Farrenheit
What's mild temp for you in Celsius I have no idea
You're like European or smth
That's a country here
Europe
They use Celsius

i am crying

[fessus]

Europe is a continent Jonas

1/2, HELP ME GOD

[coherer]

2/2

[coherer]

Oh yeah



How do you even know that

[fessus]

Bc I looked up the stuff you guys keep saying? The US and Russia

And it said Russia's part of two continents

Isn't that kinda basic

[coherer]

ik it's a continent I just typed it wrong

( RUSSIA IS A PART OF TWO CONTINENTS? Jonas narrowly prevents his own nuclear meltdown.

Did he ever pay attention in class? EVER? )

Cain isn't even Russian

[fessus]

Okay? I'm not even European but ik 21C is a good temp

Idk

I couldn't find as many records about Mars. I figured maybe I'd still learn smth, so I dug into it a little. Didn't really get me anywhere tbh

[coherer]

Well I'M talking about 15-20 C for me, 21 is good (aka 70 F)

Mars is the 4th star (planet) from our sun (which is a star)
See I know things
It was a dusty red rock in my day, but ig Cain is used to smth way different now
tbh idk a lot about it/him

[fessus]

15? Too far, if it starts raining you're gonna catch a cold or smth

[ Great, now he's missing Ignis so much that he's starting to become him. ]

Is Earth further away or closer?

He made it sound pretty cold there but it's not like I got a ton of info either. Me asking is prob what started half our fights in the first place