𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚖, 𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡.

[coherer]

JONAS WARD
"That's between you and your priest."

TEXT. AUDIO. VIDEO. ACTION.

Comments

[coherer]

The dog is carrying a lot of weight here man

[fessus]

Is that my fault

It's not like I'm asking for a fight every time. Umbra makes a good break

[ Yeah one very specific dog and one very specific dog only, not even general strays. ]

[blyat]

is umbra the name of your dog

[fessus]

No he's

[ Luna's. Luna's. ]

someone else's dog. My friend's, doesn't matter

You guys ever had any pets?

[coherer]

Man this is what I don't get
People naming their animals like "Killer" or "Shadow" or "Fang" or something
Like they're adorable and you name them something dark and scary
Their feelings are gonna be hurt like every time anyone looks at them sideways😭

Anyway no I don't have any pets
I wanted a dog but it was too much work/too expensive $$$$$

[blyat]

[Noctis has friends? He can fight monsters? There are monsters on his planet-slash-star? ... There's so much Cain doesn't know, actually, except the name of the place he's from.]

do they even understand their own names

no pets on mars
or it's rare i guess
also $$$

[fessus]

Right

Yeah no pets here either

[ This has been a fantastically bad attempt at starting a conversation. He could give it space for now, sure, but that would mean sitting and waiting for notifs from Cain's and Jonas's side conversation in their chat instead. Somehow... it feels like that'll make time pass by even slower out here. ]

Jonas ask smth else, I did mine

[coherer]

Okay uhhhhh
Would you rather get flopped on by a sand whale or get eaten by one of the barren-racers

[blyat]

sand whale
way cooler death
especially if i was battling it

[typical man has action movie sequence daydreams]

[fessus]

Sand whale bc the other one implies I died?

That's not a hard pick

[ Even if he has to agree with Cain....... whatever... ]

[coherer]

These are such dude answers........
Okay fine wow, what about this then

Would you rather have a permanent unibrow or a permanent moustache?

[blyat]

noctis hasn't answered this yet?

mustache i guess
if you style it right... could be worse

[fessus]

Wtf is that supposed to mean

Mustache, same reason [ Agreeing with Cain twice in a row... what is happening. ]

Make Cain ask smth then

[coherer]

Wow, look how much you two have in common
It's a Christmas miracle
I think I'd go for the unibrow🤔

Cain, go

[blyat]

what are we even doing
are we playing a game

[fessus]

Asking each other questions? Starting a convo?

All you're doing is answering, contribute smth

[blyat]

ok

guys or girls? which is better

[coherer]

Don't exclude me like this💀

[fessus]

Can you ask smth normal, wtf is that

They're the same

[blyat]

the question's for you too j

huh
boys aren't the same as girls?
or do you mean you like both

[coherer]

No I mean can it be a 4 option question
like

a. boys
b. girls
c. both
d. none (i got you noct)

C final answer

[blyat]

what if i'm e. everything

[fessus]

[ It's a sex thing. It's a fucking sex thing. Of course it is, again – how didn't he realize? ]

Thx Jonas 🖕

B, girls. How is this question good for a convo again

1/3

[coherer]

2/3

[coherer]

Oh word???
That's cool man

( straining )