𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚖, 𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡.

[coherer]

JONAS WARD
"That's between you and your priest."

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[fessus]

[ He was prepared for a lot in this conversation but a discussion of body fat percentages wasn't on the list. Nor was imagining the pressure of his fingertips against his skin and how Jonas's body would react to that.

It isn't helping his focus, and his reply is deceptively short for how long it takes him to put together. ]

I run a lot

[ The internal conflicts and stress also burn off a lot of fat. ]

It's too bad we had to leave the ships behind. Yours makes for a way better place to hang out than the tents. More private too

Apparently Ladon followed all our public texts? Idk not saying he'd listen in or w/e but makes me miss actual walls yk

I'll set smth up this time tho. Leave it with me 👍

[coherer]

Super

( Ah, it was awkward. To make matters worse, Ladon has been snooping around on them? Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh— )

Next meet up 100% private then wtf sounds good to me lmfao
ofc Ladon's listening in he's such a busybody😩
It's probably for like blackmail or something
Joke's on him I have no shame now bc he's not getting any of my cigarettes

[fessus]

Or entertainment since he has to sit there and listen to his datapad read everything out to him

I'm blaming you tho. He's pretty focused on making sure you've got friends

[ Which is sweet... and pitiful... ]

[coherer]

( He's about to comment on Ladon's inability to read or write, wondering if it's a translator thing no one's yet helped him with, but then he gets DISTRACTED. )

🤨
What?
Why?

[fessus]

You're asking me? I figured you guys were buddies or smth

[coherer]

We are buddies
aka he's not my dad or like a guidance counsellor trying to make sure I socialize
I have friends

[fessus]

Obviously, I'm right here

He wasn't weird about it or w/e, just seemed glad you had people around

1/2

[coherer]

Oh
Well say that then omg
Here I was thinking he was passing around a list like
"Sign here if you want to go to the flickers with Applesauce, see"

2/2

[coherer]

Hey PS you're my best friend
So
Like ever
You don't have to answer or return that I just wanted to say it once

1/2

[fessus]

Lmao

Are you seriously Applesauce? Bc I'm not going anywhere with a guy with that name, js, you're gonna have to get him to change it. Or yk

Watch movies alone forever

2/2

[fessus]

I was gonna ask if you're srs but ik the answer

That's a lot of pressure on me yk. "Best friend". I've gotta shape up huh

[coherer]

No no no, no pressure
The bar is SO low you could do literally anything mean to me and I'd be like, "what a lovely gesture"
Just keep being you



But you really have to call me applesauce it's actually mandatory at this point
I'll watch movies with Reze instead

[fessus]

I cannot explain how gross it would make me feel to call you applesauce

How do I delete this convo off my datapad

[coherer]

Awww why it's cute😛

[fessus]

Too bad, doesn't work with your other nicknames I've given you

[coherer]

Oh wow okay
What nicknames have you given me besides like
The OBV ones

[fessus]

Depends on which ones you think are the obv ones

[coherer]

J
Idiot
Jojo
Most handsome man alive
Cutie
etc

[fessus]

Dumbass
Weirdo
Lvl. 1 Villager
Benny
JBW

[coherer]

hahahahaha I am a lvl 1 villager hahababa
Not the Benny and JBW😭

You're Knocked/Nacht (that's what I thought you were saying first)
No
Try hard
Loser
NLC

[fessus]

You get what you earn I'm js. Ladon won't stop calling me Knock Knock so at least yours fits his 😒

I'm pretty cool with "No" tho

[coherer]

I figured you might be
If I get lazy that's what I'll call you
Or N if I'm REAL lazy

Knock Knock is so stupid LOL
Yet oddly suitable
Just say "Who's there?" every time he says it and fully expect him to follow up with a joke

[fessus]

If you GET lazy? There's a way down from where we are now?

If I do that he's gonna have a joke ready every single time and it's gonna backfire in a big way. Think it through, Benny

[coherer]

Benny and the Jets, Elton John
Look THAT up

It's also 400 degrees so like
My current laziness doesn't actually do my regular energy levels justice
You should see me in a very temperate area like 60-65°F
I'm a different human being

[fessus]

Sure maybe when I'm done schooling you

Bc I don't believe this at all. And wtf is 65°F lol. If we end up somewhere "temperate" I'm passing all my chores off to you so I can take more naps