he gave me that gold lighter, you already saw it noctis gave me a model of an earth ship but it's on angelika so i can't show you, gonna have to be when we go back
[ Is he supposed to feel bad that the conversation topic landed on something that he didn't know he was curious about? Is he supposed to feel bad for the fact that Cain now has to pretend they're annoying him? He doesn't. ]
Earth ship is relative, we had them in Eos forever ago too. It's a ship in a bottle, an old one with big sails
You guys fr traded a lighter and cigarettes? Sounds like you both nailed it
[So maybe he can't hide that he's interested, too. He wants to know what the letter between the two of them said with an intensity of feeling difficult to look in the eye.]
look, we know what we like
[Notices that Jonas doesn't mention the lube..........]
why, you want some? i can roll you some cigs nosha
Well you need to level up before you can face the master. Which means you have to box Cain first
[ Is he a cat? Or is he actually a peacock? We just don't know. ]
Nice try getting me to be a degenerate like you guys tho. Maybe I'll steal some off you two sometimes if it feels right but I'm not making it a habit or Ignis will kill me
Ladies LADIES you're both pretty You can take turns kicking the crap out of me which is what I imagine is gonna happen RIP to my physical comfort
Actually it's not like we had any here in the desert anyway I think I need to put on some weight though I feel like I've sweated off 50 lbs 😭 I wasn't built for this kind of climate I'm so pumped to get back to the Theorem or my ship or smth I hate roughing it ughhhhhhhhhh
don't actually do that, idiot leave the whales alone
chilligan and angelika make a good match
thanks never heard of it, so it must've been a weird earth thing that didn't make it to space weird that eos would have it too most of what i ate came out of a machine
I want them to kiss but it's forbidden bc it'd require them to like crash into each other
It's like chill + Gilligan though who's some TV guy my dad used to talk about He was a first mate, so like not the captain but not nobody either Total buffoon though so it's super accurate all around
( his dad is a giant nerd clearly )
What was your favourite machine food Cain Noct do you like spicy things
If they tried their shields would make them bump off each other, Cain and I learned that day 1
And a better question is "what's your least favorite machine food Cain?"
Spicy's fine but I always got told too much would you sick, idk if it's true. My other friend's really into it tho. I'm guessing neither of you can handle it at all, tell me I'm wrong
but yeah, that name sounds 👌 i didn't put that much thought into angelika's, it's just a good name like you know she's hot even if you haven't met her
[someone tell cain he can't fuck his ship]
why do you think i can't handle spicy food, 'course i can i had "borscht" from the machine and it was pretty good anything with potatoes is solid vegetables on their own just kinda turn into a mushy paste
Wow is that why you guys were fighting hahahaha It all makes sense now
I weirdly pick up what you're putting down though Like when girls have THOSE names Like Tiffany or something
( get these two fucking dudebros away from each other )
I'm a typical white guy, I can't handle spicy I like medium spice level at most like spicy salsa on my Mexican food (Mexico is an Earth country) Borscht is such a Russian food though Even ik about borscht
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ugh you're both getting on my nerves
[TSUN INTENSIFIES]
he gave me that gold lighter, you already saw it
noctis gave me a model of an earth ship but it's on angelika so i can't show you, gonna have to be when we go back
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Cain got me a bottle of vodka and cigarettes and a couple other things
The letters are the big secret though
They're for me
Just know they were both super sappy
I really wanna see the model ship though that's super cute Noct🤭
What kind of earth ship is it guys??
Like a boat?
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[ Is he supposed to feel bad that the conversation topic landed on something that he didn't know he was curious about? Is he supposed to feel bad for the fact that Cain now has to pretend they're annoying him? He doesn't. ]
Earth ship is relative, we had them in Eos forever ago too. It's a ship in a bottle, an old one with big sails
You guys fr traded a lighter and cigarettes? Sounds like you both nailed it
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a glove? just one?
[So maybe he can't hide that he's interested, too. He wants to know what the letter between the two of them said with an intensity of feeling difficult to look in the eye.]
look, we know what we like
[Notices that Jonas doesn't mention the lube..........]
why, you want some? i can roll you some cigs nosha
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I feel like I'm gonna go boxing or smth
Actually boxing might be cool
Then I could say I did self-defence stuff AND exercised
Then we could all steal away to smoke
Are we peer pressuring him Cain??😛
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Well you need to level up before you can face the master. Which means you have to box Cain first
[ Is he a cat? Or is he actually a peacock? We just don't know. ]
Nice try getting me to be a degenerate like you guys tho. Maybe I'll steal some off you two sometimes if it feels right but I'm not making it a habit or Ignis will kill me
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[BARK BARK I'M COMPETITIVE AND EASILY RILED]
what ignis doesn't know won't kill him
but fine
just bum off of us then
when are we boxing, j
i'll train you good
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You can take turns kicking the crap out of me which is what I imagine is gonna happen
RIP to my physical comfort
Actually it's not like we had any here in the desert anyway
I think I need to put on some weight though I feel like I've sweated off 50 lbs
😭
I wasn't built for this kind of climate I'm so pumped to get back to the Theorem or my ship or smth
I hate roughing it ughhhhhhhhhh
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[ But yes we are pretty, ty for noticing. ]
Want me to start sneaking more food for you? I've got some Cup Noodle too I could throw your way tbh
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so... fucking... much
better than a tent in the sand any day
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fr I'm gonna ask you to prove it by wrestling a sand whale soon
But yeah probably tbh
I'm a lover not a fighter
I miss Angelika too though
And Chilligan (my ship's name now)
Next time we get back to the ships you gotta eat Noctis' cup noodle
It's this instant noodle soup thing that weirdly exists on Earth and on Eos
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[ I'll wrestle anything, bitch. ]
Is Chilligan like a pun or smth? Also you owe me if you're just giving out my CN on my behalf, like it's a limited supply yk
I'll make Cain one out here just bc he's hungry but that's a special case
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leave the whales alone
chilligan and angelika make a good match
thanks
never heard of it, so it must've been a weird earth thing that didn't make it to space
weird that eos would have it too
most of what i ate came out of a machine
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It's like chill + Gilligan though who's some TV guy my dad used to talk about
He was a first mate, so like not the captain but not nobody either
Total buffoon though so it's super accurate all around
( his dad is a giant nerd clearly )
What was your favourite machine food Cain
Noct do you like spicy things
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And a better question is "what's your least favorite machine food Cain?"
Spicy's fine but I always got told too much would you sick, idk if it's true. My other friend's really into it tho. I'm guessing neither of you can handle it at all, tell me I'm wrong
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but yeah, that name sounds 👌
i didn't put that much thought into angelika's, it's just a good name
like you know she's hot even if you haven't met her
[someone tell cain he can't fuck his ship]
why do you think i can't handle spicy food, 'course i can
i had "borscht" from the machine and it was pretty good
anything with potatoes is solid
vegetables on their own just kinda turn into a mushy paste
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It all makes sense now
I weirdly pick up what you're putting down though
Like when girls have THOSE names
Like Tiffany or something
( get these two fucking dudebros away from each other )
I'm a typical white guy, I can't handle spicy
I like medium spice level at most like spicy salsa on my Mexican food (Mexico is an Earth country)
Borscht is such a Russian food though
Even ik about borscht
What's the spiciest thing you guys ever ate??
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[ doesn't even try to deny that this was his fault... but does he really have to when they move on to something else ]
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Tiffany??
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Yk how bad you guys are at explaining things? What's borscht? What's Mexican food like? Is a white guy slang for someone from Oregon?
Wow Random Food X is so stereotypically Altissian, I like spicy salsa on my Cleigne food
See how that told you nothing
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you seeing this, j
[it's cute as hell...]
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Mexican food is spicy Nosha
Duh😛
I'd actually need a whole day to explain how I'm white to you so maybe some other time when we're all extremely bored
yk there's an archive right
Google it
While you're there Google googling smth so I don't have to explain that too
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Brb researching 😒😒😒
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