𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚖, 𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡.

[coherer]

JONAS WARD
"That's between you and your priest."

TEXT. AUDIO. VIDEO. ACTION.

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[fessus]

[ ... this joke is landing so horribly, mayday– ]

Well yeah ig bc you made me change it, a cockatrice has a dragon tail so ass feathers aren't even an option

W/e that WAS the answer. What side has the most feathers: the outside

Give me my 1/8000 ranking

[blyat]

why are you making up animals

1

[coherer]

1 out of what?
1/1 probably.....

( BE NICE )

Not all cockatrices tho
Its ass feathers could be erupting around the dragon tail
What's its front half look like?

[fessus]

It's not made up

[ SHE GOES TO ANOTHER SCHOOL ]

W/e it looks like a bird. I'll draw a pic later, I'm not exactly their biggest fan. They're assholes to fight

[blyat]

you fight bird monsters?

[can't openly admit that sounds cool as hell]

[coherer]

What don't you fight
Is there like a cute thing in the wilderness you make kissy noises at instead
What about those😭😭😭

[fessus]

I don't fight things that don't try to kill me? If you want to try to play nice with it you can but you wouldn't last long

[ ... uh... ]

Sometimes we run into a dog

[coherer]

The dog is carrying a lot of weight here man

[fessus]

Is that my fault

It's not like I'm asking for a fight every time. Umbra makes a good break

[ Yeah one very specific dog and one very specific dog only, not even general strays. ]

[blyat]

is umbra the name of your dog

[fessus]

No he's

[ Luna's. Luna's. ]

someone else's dog. My friend's, doesn't matter

You guys ever had any pets?

[coherer]

Man this is what I don't get
People naming their animals like "Killer" or "Shadow" or "Fang" or something
Like they're adorable and you name them something dark and scary
Their feelings are gonna be hurt like every time anyone looks at them sideways😭

Anyway no I don't have any pets
I wanted a dog but it was too much work/too expensive $$$$$

[blyat]

[Noctis has friends? He can fight monsters? There are monsters on his planet-slash-star? ... There's so much Cain doesn't know, actually, except the name of the place he's from.]

do they even understand their own names

no pets on mars
or it's rare i guess
also $$$

[fessus]

Right

Yeah no pets here either

[ This has been a fantastically bad attempt at starting a conversation. He could give it space for now, sure, but that would mean sitting and waiting for notifs from Cain's and Jonas's side conversation in their chat instead. Somehow... it feels like that'll make time pass by even slower out here. ]

Jonas ask smth else, I did mine

[coherer]

Okay uhhhhh
Would you rather get flopped on by a sand whale or get eaten by one of the barren-racers

[blyat]

sand whale
way cooler death
especially if i was battling it

[typical man has action movie sequence daydreams]

[fessus]

Sand whale bc the other one implies I died?

That's not a hard pick

[ Even if he has to agree with Cain....... whatever... ]

[coherer]

These are such dude answers........
Okay fine wow, what about this then

Would you rather have a permanent unibrow or a permanent moustache?

[blyat]

noctis hasn't answered this yet?

mustache i guess
if you style it right... could be worse

[fessus]

Wtf is that supposed to mean

Mustache, same reason [ Agreeing with Cain twice in a row... what is happening. ]

Make Cain ask smth then

[coherer]

Wow, look how much you two have in common
It's a Christmas miracle
I think I'd go for the unibrow🤔

Cain, go

[blyat]

what are we even doing
are we playing a game

[fessus]

Asking each other questions? Starting a convo?

All you're doing is answering, contribute smth

[blyat]

ok

guys or girls? which is better

[coherer]

Don't exclude me like this💀