𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚖, 𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡.

[coherer]

JONAS WARD
"That's between you and your priest."

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[fessus]

Dw I took him there and back, saying I was pissed is an understatement

[ Which is easier to talk about now when he isn't straight up trying to pretend the whole thing never happened. ]

And that was actually pretty touching until the testosterone bit. Tell me you aren't comparing me to that guy

Either way

Thx, Jonas, fr. If I catch him slipping I'll kick his ass back into shape. Ik all the signs now, plus we won't leave you hanging on your weird bug pics again

[coherer]

Good bc I did all this so you'd laugh emoji my bug pics in the future
Who knows how many planets we'll be on
Who knows how many weird bugs there'll be
I feel better knowing I'll have my boys backing me up
So idk
Thank you for listening to me
I'm really glad you're okay but if you ever wanna talk about it more I got you
I'm serious anytime

[fessus]

I'm more of a lead role than backup but w/e makes you feel better. I've got you covered lol, you're safe with me

Pretty sure I've talked more this week than the last five years combined so

You're prob off the hook for a while

Actually if you could mess up instead of me and Cain it'd take the pressure off js

[coherer]

( Nice conversation, but the last bit... Something about the last bit sticks around.

He doesn't want to make it about him. They don't know him, though. Not in the least. That doesn't feel good anymore. )

Sure lol
I'll mess up eventually
Just stick around

You can take the lead, I'm more of a follower anyway
I like it back here
I've got a nice view

[fessus]

Guess I'm sticking around for a while even if you don't

[ Just like Jonas, he pauses at the follow-up message but for a very, very different reason. It makes him feel warm, and while it's not his chief goal in reaching out, just getting to interact with his friend always makes him feel better. ]

Good I'm a natural navigator

But fr we're good, Jonas. Or better than we've been in a while. Me for sure

[coherer]

Yeah I highly doubt anything I do or have done is gonna scare you away at this point
You're like an angry little barnacle

If you're good though then that's seriously all I need to hear
When everything calms down a bit and we've all taken some time, I think we should try to hang out again
No rush just like idk
It'd be cool to just talk about stuff together the 3 of us

[fessus]

Angry barnacle I can accept. Little???

[ Slipping back into their usual banter feels good. Right, even, though it feels like the door has opened to do more whenever they need to. A seriousness not just with him, or even with the two of them, but all three of them. ]

Talk about stuff like chill again? Or did you have smth specific in mind

Ngl I think I've said everything I've got to say about what happened

[coherer]

Don't get it twisted, you're way stronger than me, you're just like
All muscle ykwim
Like you have 0% body fat
I have padding (and no I'm not fat I'm just saying if you press my arm your finger is gonna dip)

( ... is that awkward to observe? ... well, it's out there now, and he can't seem to stop typing 😮‍💨 )

ik though ik, just
All 3 of us haven't been in the same room together for weeks
To chill yeah but I'm saying if something does come up then we can chat about it
I'm down for that
It's cool if there's nothing to say though

[fessus]

[ He was prepared for a lot in this conversation but a discussion of body fat percentages wasn't on the list. Nor was imagining the pressure of his fingertips against his skin and how Jonas's body would react to that.

It isn't helping his focus, and his reply is deceptively short for how long it takes him to put together. ]

I run a lot

[ The internal conflicts and stress also burn off a lot of fat. ]

It's too bad we had to leave the ships behind. Yours makes for a way better place to hang out than the tents. More private too

Apparently Ladon followed all our public texts? Idk not saying he'd listen in or w/e but makes me miss actual walls yk

I'll set smth up this time tho. Leave it with me 👍

[coherer]

Super

( Ah, it was awkward. To make matters worse, Ladon has been snooping around on them? Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh— )

Next meet up 100% private then wtf sounds good to me lmfao
ofc Ladon's listening in he's such a busybody😩
It's probably for like blackmail or something
Joke's on him I have no shame now bc he's not getting any of my cigarettes

[fessus]

Or entertainment since he has to sit there and listen to his datapad read everything out to him

I'm blaming you tho. He's pretty focused on making sure you've got friends

[ Which is sweet... and pitiful... ]

[coherer]

( He's about to comment on Ladon's inability to read or write, wondering if it's a translator thing no one's yet helped him with, but then he gets DISTRACTED. )

🤨
What?
Why?

[fessus]

You're asking me? I figured you guys were buddies or smth

[coherer]

We are buddies
aka he's not my dad or like a guidance counsellor trying to make sure I socialize
I have friends

[fessus]

Obviously, I'm right here

He wasn't weird about it or w/e, just seemed glad you had people around

1/2

[coherer]

Oh
Well say that then omg
Here I was thinking he was passing around a list like
"Sign here if you want to go to the flickers with Applesauce, see"

2/2

[coherer]

Hey PS you're my best friend
So
Like ever
You don't have to answer or return that I just wanted to say it once

1/2

[fessus]

Lmao

Are you seriously Applesauce? Bc I'm not going anywhere with a guy with that name, js, you're gonna have to get him to change it. Or yk

Watch movies alone forever

2/2

[fessus]

I was gonna ask if you're srs but ik the answer

That's a lot of pressure on me yk. "Best friend". I've gotta shape up huh

[coherer]

No no no, no pressure
The bar is SO low you could do literally anything mean to me and I'd be like, "what a lovely gesture"
Just keep being you



But you really have to call me applesauce it's actually mandatory at this point
I'll watch movies with Reze instead

[fessus]

I cannot explain how gross it would make me feel to call you applesauce

How do I delete this convo off my datapad

[coherer]

Awww why it's cute😛

[fessus]

Too bad, doesn't work with your other nicknames I've given you

[coherer]

Oh wow okay
What nicknames have you given me besides like
The OBV ones

[fessus]

Depends on which ones you think are the obv ones