𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚖, 𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡.

[coherer]

JONAS WARD
"That's between you and your priest."

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[fessus]

[ casually saves a pic of a rottweiler and a raccoon so he can edit them together as his phone background ]

Bc we were coming up with nicknames remember? You guys are stupid

So ig Jonas is pest and Cain you're stocky

[blyat]

[that is the gayest thing noctis has done in his life]

hell yeah, stocky is a compliment

so what are you?
lazy?

[coherer]

I will happily take pest
Lazy is a pretty good descriptor of cats
Or LOL sassy

[fessus]

[ do not perceive me ]

This is backfiring considering you guys were supposed to hate them and not agree [ JUST SAYS IT ]

You could just stick with your highness for me nbd

[blyat]

sassy

that's it 100%

[coherer]

LOL whatever you say Sassy

[fessus]

[ ....... I cannot believe I was thinking such nice thoughts about you guys 10 seconds ago ]

Yk what I changed my mind

Asshole and Dickhead, you decide which one is which

[blyat]

🍆🍑
j can pick first

hey can i change mine
i wanna be sexy

[coherer]

I'll be dickhead so I can lord over sassy and asshole😇
🍆🍆🍆

If we're choosing again I want to be J
What do you think Sassy?
You get one more chance to choose guys

[fessus]

🔪🍆

If I ever call anyone "sexy" you guys know my body's been taken over by aliens right

So nice try. You can stay J instead of dickhead but only bc Cain already gave it to you. I'll put a pin in mine

[blyat]

don't threaten us with a good time 🍆💦

[does this count as sexual harassment if he's actually slept with one of them... or does it cancel out]

ok, sassy 🤘

[Cain has clearly found the emojis he likes]

[coherer]

Lol awesome😛
Cain's right, don't act like you don't like Nosha

You really wouldn't ever say sexy??
It's not like a bad word or anything

[fessus]

[ STARES AT THOSE EMOJIS... ]

I mean if you're asking me to compare Nosha vs Sassy it's like asking me to compare grilled fish and beans

[ Maybe he's a little flustered by Cain clearly making a pass at both of them at once. Just maybe. ]

Why'd this turn back on me all of a sudden 🥱 Idt it's bad that just doesn't sound like me

[blyat]

what's wrong with beans

"like me"? lame excuse
what would you say instead then

[coherer]

( This feels correct. Playing around with them both, giving them equal attention. His soul feels settled.

His body, however... )

He's allergic to vegetables🫛

Noct I think it suits you
And not in like a jokey haha way, it's really sweet
What would my Russian and Insomnian names be?
Don't hold out on me losers

[fessus]

Well when you put it like that I'd sound like an asshole if I didn't accept it huh

Okay. Then I'm keeping the Russian one. If I were gonna give you an Insomnian one it'd be harder, prob. Your name turns into Jonasu.

I mean nasu means eggplant but it's not like that sounds cool

[ no one say a word ]

What would I say instead of sexy or what would I say as an actual nickname for you btw

[blyat]

jonasu
hahaha
🍆 it was meant to be

i meant instead of sexy
are you actually allergic or just picky about your veggies, your higness?

[coherer]

omg hell yes🍆🍆🍆
See I'm the dickhead in town lmfao
Shows what you know Nosha

I want to know nicknames for Cain too
ik your name is already super short but please this is what we're doing today

PS he's just picky
He likes chicken nuggies and fries and that's it

1/2

[fessus]

No I'm allergic and it's deadly

[ ITS OWN SEPARATE TEXT ]

2/2

[fessus]

I already showed Cain his name in Insomnian

[ happily jumping onto this topic to dodge that "sexy" question completely..... ]

It breaks up like ke-i-n. So shortening it would be K or Kei? That kind of sound

[ But that's putting a nickname on a fake name... so... ]

i can't believe i typoed highness* 1/2

[blyat]

jonasu is a little more convincing
chicken nuggies, seriously?

jonas called me "k" once too
on that cute christmas letter

2/2

[blyat]

actually
cain's not my real name

i'll tell you both what it really is later, ok?
as a surprise

[coherer]

( It takes him a moment to sort out how he feels about the lie Cain maintained even after they became sexual partners. Then friends. Then...

There's a second of disappointment, then an angry wave of self-criticism: He doesn't owe you anything; it's his name to share. This is a nice thing worth celebrating.

It's all excitement from there. He smiles, knowing that there's a great amount of trust between the three of them. That's not something just anyone comes across. And in multiple lifetimes, this is his first time relying on others outside of his family to care about him.

No, perhaps now they are family. That'd be more in line of what he feels. )

Isn't it like
Not a surprise anymore😛😛😛
And does it mean peach🍑
Because that'd the best coincidence ever

Also Ke-i-n is so cute you're not beating the "Insomnian is a cutie language" allegations
It suits you guys

[fessus]

[ Immediately he feels relief. It's better knowing they're all on the same page, and it leaves room for a genuine pride in Cain. It's not just that honesty has been hard for him, but openness too. That's something he can relate to, and witnessing him tackling it head-on feels better than he thought it could. ]

Yeah w/e I'm not hearing it at all, you're both freaks, emojis included. 🍑 = momo so you can def call him that

[ Still beating no allegations by using the world's cutest word for peach. ]

But back up

He sent you a Christmas letter too? [ wooooow Jonas, outted as adorable yet again.... ]

[blyat]

i meant my real name will be a surprise

[stop he doesn't want to talk about this too long, it's embarrassing]

wow. don't call me that.

and yeah of course he did, along with a present
really went all out on the sappiness