𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚖, 𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡.

[coherer]

JONAS WARD
"That's between you and your priest."

TEXT. AUDIO. VIDEO. ACTION.

Comments

[coherer]

1/5
Birds always have the most feathers on their butts

[blyat]

wait what’s the answer

[coherer]

You are so dumb

( enamoured )

[blyat]

or maybe his joke sucks that much

[coherer]

Both of these things can be true sweetie

[blyat]

fuck off don't call me that

[coherer]

BUT DARLING WHY NOT

[blyat]

it's stupid

[fessus]

[ ]

[coherer]

YOU'RE stupid
Which brings us back to my first point which is that you're so dumb

(SIDEBAR: fr though do you actually care?
bc if so I won't do that
I don't want to make you uncomfortable or anything
ik this sounds like I'm ribbing you even more but I'm serious rn)

[blyat]

[Jonas is actually asking him? It makes Cain grind to a halt, too-aware that Noctis is right here, probably reading everything.]

look, it's just
kinda demeaning where i'm from
but i've done it before too, so whatever
i don't really care that much

[I CARE A LOT.]

not here

[fessus]

[ wow Cain cares a lot..... ]

[coherer]

No no it's okay it's okay
Thanks for telling me, legit
I'll like passionately call you bro instead
Actually it's more organic for me to do that anyway

Bro😏

( noctis can fucking deal i'm in my ho era )

[blyat]

[....... what was cain even mad about]

don't smirk at me
asshole

🙄

ugh i'm never using that again

[coherer]

hahaha sure you aren't

[fessus]

[ ... this joke is landing so horribly, mayday– ]

Well yeah ig bc you made me change it, a cockatrice has a dragon tail so ass feathers aren't even an option

W/e that WAS the answer. What side has the most feathers: the outside

Give me my 1/8000 ranking

[blyat]

why are you making up animals

1

[coherer]

1 out of what?
1/1 probably.....

( BE NICE )

Not all cockatrices tho
Its ass feathers could be erupting around the dragon tail
What's its front half look like?

[fessus]

It's not made up

[ SHE GOES TO ANOTHER SCHOOL ]

W/e it looks like a bird. I'll draw a pic later, I'm not exactly their biggest fan. They're assholes to fight

[blyat]

you fight bird monsters?

[can't openly admit that sounds cool as hell]

[coherer]

What don't you fight
Is there like a cute thing in the wilderness you make kissy noises at instead
What about those😭😭😭

[fessus]

I don't fight things that don't try to kill me? If you want to try to play nice with it you can but you wouldn't last long

[ ... uh... ]

Sometimes we run into a dog

[coherer]

The dog is carrying a lot of weight here man

[fessus]

Is that my fault

It's not like I'm asking for a fight every time. Umbra makes a good break

[ Yeah one very specific dog and one very specific dog only, not even general strays. ]

[blyat]

is umbra the name of your dog