𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚖, 𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡.

[coherer]

JONAS WARD
"That's between you and your priest."

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Comments

[fessus]

Yeah Cain's a dog

Needy and loud and a protector [ Look how kind he is, letting him keep one of the positive traits. ]

I'm looking them up rn btw, h/o

[ give him 30 seconds, and then: ] Okay doberman for sure, the spiky ears are like his spiky hair

I bet a cat could outrun it. No way the sloth could so ig I'm settled

1/2

[blyat]

the first one
rottweiler
looks stronger...

[staring at pictures of rotty puppies, he is not ok]

2/2

[blyat]

why were we doing this again

1/2

[coherer]

bc animals are cuties🥰

2/2

[coherer]

But actually I can't remember lol

[fessus]

[ casually saves a pic of a rottweiler and a raccoon so he can edit them together as his phone background ]

Bc we were coming up with nicknames remember? You guys are stupid

So ig Jonas is pest and Cain you're stocky

[blyat]

[that is the gayest thing noctis has done in his life]

hell yeah, stocky is a compliment

so what are you?
lazy?

[coherer]

I will happily take pest
Lazy is a pretty good descriptor of cats
Or LOL sassy

[fessus]

[ do not perceive me ]

This is backfiring considering you guys were supposed to hate them and not agree [ JUST SAYS IT ]

You could just stick with your highness for me nbd

[blyat]

sassy

that's it 100%

[coherer]

LOL whatever you say Sassy

[fessus]

[ ....... I cannot believe I was thinking such nice thoughts about you guys 10 seconds ago ]

Yk what I changed my mind

Asshole and Dickhead, you decide which one is which

[blyat]

🍆🍑
j can pick first

hey can i change mine
i wanna be sexy

[coherer]

I'll be dickhead so I can lord over sassy and asshole😇
🍆🍆🍆

If we're choosing again I want to be J
What do you think Sassy?
You get one more chance to choose guys

[fessus]

🔪🍆

If I ever call anyone "sexy" you guys know my body's been taken over by aliens right

So nice try. You can stay J instead of dickhead but only bc Cain already gave it to you. I'll put a pin in mine

[blyat]

don't threaten us with a good time 🍆💦

[does this count as sexual harassment if he's actually slept with one of them... or does it cancel out]

ok, sassy 🤘

[Cain has clearly found the emojis he likes]

[coherer]

Lol awesome😛
Cain's right, don't act like you don't like Nosha

You really wouldn't ever say sexy??
It's not like a bad word or anything

[fessus]

[ STARES AT THOSE EMOJIS... ]

I mean if you're asking me to compare Nosha vs Sassy it's like asking me to compare grilled fish and beans

[ Maybe he's a little flustered by Cain clearly making a pass at both of them at once. Just maybe. ]

Why'd this turn back on me all of a sudden 🥱 Idt it's bad that just doesn't sound like me

[blyat]

what's wrong with beans

"like me"? lame excuse
what would you say instead then

[coherer]

( This feels correct. Playing around with them both, giving them equal attention. His soul feels settled.

His body, however... )

He's allergic to vegetables🫛

Noct I think it suits you
And not in like a jokey haha way, it's really sweet
What would my Russian and Insomnian names be?
Don't hold out on me losers

[fessus]

Well when you put it like that I'd sound like an asshole if I didn't accept it huh

Okay. Then I'm keeping the Russian one. If I were gonna give you an Insomnian one it'd be harder, prob. Your name turns into Jonasu.

I mean nasu means eggplant but it's not like that sounds cool

[ no one say a word ]

What would I say instead of sexy or what would I say as an actual nickname for you btw

[blyat]

jonasu
hahaha
🍆 it was meant to be

i meant instead of sexy
are you actually allergic or just picky about your veggies, your higness?

[coherer]

omg hell yes🍆🍆🍆
See I'm the dickhead in town lmfao
Shows what you know Nosha

I want to know nicknames for Cain too
ik your name is already super short but please this is what we're doing today

PS he's just picky
He likes chicken nuggies and fries and that's it

1/2

[fessus]

No I'm allergic and it's deadly

[ ITS OWN SEPARATE TEXT ]

2/2

[fessus]

I already showed Cain his name in Insomnian

[ happily jumping onto this topic to dodge that "sexy" question completely..... ]

It breaks up like ke-i-n. So shortening it would be K or Kei? That kind of sound

[ But that's putting a nickname on a fake name... so... ]