𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚖, 𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡.

[coherer]

JONAS WARD
"That's between you and your priest."

TEXT. AUDIO. VIDEO. ACTION.

Comments

[fessus]

So tell a really good joke

[blyat]

nah

it’s your turn

[coherer]

It IS your turn, he's right

[fessus]

Fine fine w/e, this isn't my thing tho

What side of a cockatrice has more feathers?

[blyat]

what the fuck is a cocktrice

[misspelled]

[fessus]

[coherer]

( ... )

wtf is a cockatrice hahahaha

1/2

[fessus]

2/2

[fessus]

You're both lame first of all

[ thinks about how to describe a cockatrice

....,,, ]

It doesn't matter, it's an animal. Forget it, what side of a bird has more feathers?

[coherer]

( snrk )

Its butt

[blyat]

uh how would i know
yeah the butt

[fessus]

Why would it be the butt

It's the outside

[coherer]

1/5
Birds always have the most feathers on their butts

[blyat]

wait what’s the answer

[coherer]

You are so dumb

( enamoured )

[blyat]

or maybe his joke sucks that much

[coherer]

Both of these things can be true sweetie

[blyat]

fuck off don't call me that

[coherer]

BUT DARLING WHY NOT

[blyat]

it's stupid

[fessus]

[ ... this joke is landing so horribly, mayday– ]

Well yeah ig bc you made me change it, a cockatrice has a dragon tail so ass feathers aren't even an option

W/e that WAS the answer. What side has the most feathers: the outside

Give me my 1/8000 ranking

[blyat]

why are you making up animals

1

[coherer]

1 out of what?
1/1 probably.....

( BE NICE )

Not all cockatrices tho
Its ass feathers could be erupting around the dragon tail
What's its front half look like?

[fessus]

It's not made up

[ SHE GOES TO ANOTHER SCHOOL ]

W/e it looks like a bird. I'll draw a pic later, I'm not exactly their biggest fan. They're assholes to fight

[blyat]

you fight bird monsters?

[can't openly admit that sounds cool as hell]