𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚖, 𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡.

[coherer]

JONAS WARD
"That's between you and your priest."

TEXT. AUDIO. VIDEO. ACTION.

Comments

[blyat]

then watch what you say around me

look, jonas, i'm not gonna fight him either
not seriously
unless he asks for it

there's more important shit to focus on now

[coherer]

Yes like the preservation of the last dregs of my sanity?
Oh wait you mean the mission

I'm not herding cats here guys, I do not have the time or energy so just do whatever
I'm gonna use the group chat so check in every once in a while to make sure I'm not getting eaten or falling in quicksand
Thx

[fessus]

Right

So if Cain or I fall into quicksand which chat do we use again?

[blyat]

guess we just die

[coherer]

idk this is the group chat I made
Make your own
Or just yell very loudly

[fessus]

Super reassuring thanks, I owe him a tag back anyway so he can message me for the first one

Thx again for the whale thing

[blyat]

ha

ttyl

[at least he doesn't leave the chat]

[coherer]

"ha"???
Dear God lol
Hey at least he thinks we're funny

Anyway no prob, text me anytime guys
Seriously I get so bored out here

BYEEE

[fessus]

Ugh

[ What if I'm bored already... ]

[coherer]

( ... )

Do you guys wanna hear a joke

[fessus]

Is it gonna suck

[coherer]

Of course it's gonna suck

[fessus]

Then I'm passing it to Cain

[coherer]

You want to hear the joke so bad it's embarrassing

[fessus]

[ I'm not rising to your BAIT!!! ]

[blyat]

whats the joke

[coherer]

What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?

[blyat]

uhhh i dunno
noct, do you

this physically hurt me to type

[fessus]

A k?

... 1/2

[coherer]

( ... )

...

2/2

[coherer]

No yk what?
I was going to ask wtf you meant but nvm I'm not even gonna try to understand your brain

Answer:
The literalist takes things literally
The kleptomaniac takes things, literally

[fessus]

W/e like I'm going to feel worse than Cain should when I at least tried

But that's not bad tbh. Solid 4 at least

I don't have any ready yet so I'll go third

[coherer]

You should've skipped trying... fyi

You guys are gonna tell me jokes now?
I thought I was the plucky comedy relief of this chat trio
Don't steal my bit

[blyat]

[lol. lmao, even.]

what do astronauts do for a party

[coherer]

( omg... does cain... have JOKES? )

Hahaha what