𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚖, 𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡.

[coherer]

JONAS WARD
"That's between you and your priest."

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[coherer]

No I do not bathe
I sponge bath

[blyat]

what, something wrong with the oasis?
noctis found a private area
if you're shy

[fessus]

Desert cleaning isn't a full enclosed private shower, it's different

I want a full enclosed private shower

Washing outside is literally none of those things?

[coherer]

I have a condition called waterphobia so I don't wish to submerge myself in it ever
You two can splash around together in kiddie pool, daddy will just watch from the beach chair
Under my umbrella ella ella

[blyat]

didn't know you two were such delicate little flowers

waterphobia, seriously?

[fessus]

[ That response is telling, and so soon after Jonas's to Cain he wonders again if certain details are being kept quiet intentionally. Or if, maybe, they just haven't had a chance for the conversation yet. ]

All you're doing is changing the topic from the og discussion anyway

Which is the upgrades you were gonna put in for, Cain. So spill

[coherer]

Hold on, this needs to be squared away first bc I take direct offence to essentially being called a sissy baby
Have you even considered what's IN the water before, space boy?
lmk how you feel when something gently brushes your foot and you have no idea what it is
Also repeatedly drowning for eternity sucks
(dw about it, you're good)

Anyway it's okay Noct, Cain's probably gonna get a machine gun half the size of the ship or smth
(It's to make him feel tall)
Or like a vibrating chair in the cockpit
😇

( It makes him feel good to know Noctis has his back, and Cain would have good intentions if he knew; sometimes joking about something can make all the difference in the world. To feel included without being pitied. To feel normal.

He trusts them. )

[blyat]

[He's still thinking about the first thing Jonas says, inciting a new fear of what could be in the water — when that other comment is tacked on to the end. Drowning for eternity? What?

... He's too rattled to come up with much of an engaging response, but that's the good thing about three people; surely they'll pick up the slack.]

pretty much.
there are weapon upgrades, so that's what i was thinking.
or something for the tech.

[fessus]

[ The blunt wording makes him wince not because he thinks it's a joke too far or Jonas shouldn't be able to speak about it however he wants, but because it's hard still for even him to imagine his friend going through. But he takes it, he owns it, and he passes on the information to Cain with a bravery he still finds impressive, and his shoulders relax a little. ]

✌️🫡

You're missing a big part

Ship to ship comms so you can check in with the navigator right? Or at least some scanning stuff. Guess that falls under tech

Maybe we'll actually get a chance to fly off planet soon

[coherer]

( He wonders if he should elaborate. Force them to discuss it further.

He doesn't, taking a deep breath before carrying on. )

GRE said there's a map add-on and stuff, so maybe I'll get that
I wonder if there are ways to hook up ships too like while we're flying
To make a MEGA SHIP

Let's not fly too far away from the Theorem though unless we're sure where we're going
Space is big

[blyat]

[The topic moves naturally away, though Cain's mind has stuck somewhere behind it. At least talking about ships is distracting.]

i'm not hooking angelika up to anything

promise me you guys won't do anything crazy or stupid in yours without running it by me first, okay? at least in the beginning while you're just getting the hang of shit

[fessus]

Guess it's our megaship then

Jonas you're in charge of the names. Cain wants an update on them pretty bad. The fusion one better be cool

[ ....... actually ]

What ISN'T crazy and stupid, it's faster than anything I've been in and can fly through the atmosphere

[coherer]

So possessive over Angelika omggggggggg
Do we need Russian names for our ships too though?
Or Insomnian??
Things in other languages are way cooler than things in English

What kind of vehicles does Eos have anyway?
You guys have smartphones but you don't want to leave your star or anything?
What kind of vehicles are on Mars???

2/2 i LIED

[coherer]

Sorry oops I promise mommmmmmmmm
Thanks☺️

[blyat]

sounds like nosha needs a GRE too

[He doesn't trust Noctis to drive... also just casually throws that name out there now.

And then stares too long at Jonas's cute second text. God, they're killing him.]

whatever language you want
that's what naming anything is supposed to be about. it's yours.

depends on the terrain where you are
normal roads, normal vehicles
mostly a lot of military trucks and tanks
motorsleds and bikes everywhere else

[fessus]

[ "Nosha", huh... he's suddenly glad this is over text and he can hide his reactions. ]

I don't need a weird robot driving for me thx, I'm way better than I was already

[ DOUBT ]

I've got a car back home, and we've got boats. Airships, tanks, bikes, that kind of stuff

I don't go around naming them all tho so I'm not an expert at this. What's so wrong with English? You could name it Jonas Jr or smth

[coherer]

( "Nosha." His eyebrow raises, and he has to put the transportation aside. )

Yeah sure Jonas Jr or Sr since it's bigger than me

What's nosha?
Is that like a nickname or something?

[blyat]

cmon you can be more creative than that

russian thing
we use nicknames instead of real names when we talk to people

[Specifically very close friends or relatives, but he's keeping that to himself...]

you want one too, j?

[fessus]

I thought J was the nickname

[ J... but in Russian. ]

Ours are usually just shorter versions. Like Noct for Noctis or Gladio for Gladiolus. A lot of guys in hs gave each other animal nicknames tho

What animals are you guys most like? [ That's right, do my work for me. ]

[coherer]

Jonas the II
Noctis is right though you've been calling me J so is that Russian
😮‍💨Seems lazy

I think I'd be like a rat or a shitty raccoon or smth

( we have come full circle with the raccoon gifs )

What do you think??
What was yours Noct?
Cain you're like a big angry dog

[blyat]

well if you don't want me to call you j anymore, i can stop

i like cats

[Yes, he is a big angry dog... that likes cats.]

[coherer]

Doooon't I like J😭

[fessus]

Lol wtf is a raccoon? And it's what animal you're like not which one you like

[ Though picturing Cain with a cat is... pretty sweet, isn't it? He seems rough and tumble, but cats can make a softie out of anyone. ]

Are you asking what my classmates called me? Pretty exciting stuff tbh. Your Highness, Noctis, Prince Noctis

Anyway

You're both like dogs to me 🐶 Just really different kinds

[blyat]

ok fine
j stays

[Like it was ever really at risk...]

don't avoid the question, what would you pick for yourself then

[fessus]

I'm not avoiding it was just multiple questions and my fingers got tired

[ ... ]

Smth that naps a lot bc then I could get more sleep