𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚖, 𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚡.

[coherer]

JONAS WARD
"That's between you and your priest."

TEXT. AUDIO. VIDEO. ACTION.

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[coherer]

... :/ ...

( Say hello! reliant has been added to the chat. )

Wow

[blyat]

what?
felt like you two needed some privacy

[coherer]

Yeah we're tonguing rn WHILE texting you on a secure private server
Get your house in order

Besides we're not here to cyberbully each other, I actually added you for a reason
Not the whale reason another reason

1/2

[fessus]

2/2

[fessus]

[ darknight has left the chat. ]

[coherer]

... >:/ ...

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Are you babies?????

[blyat]

haha
he's just shy

[fessus]

You are the last person I wanna hear that from considering what you think is an okay way to greet people

What's up, Jonas

[coherer]

Ladies, ladies, you're both pretty
Give me a break

What is even the way he greeted you?
Is this gonna be a problem?
I just wanted a chat with my friends

[blyat]

[friends.............. hm.]

don't worry about it

what did you wanna talk about, j

[fessus]

[ Ugh... ]

It's not a problem

Just a stupid joke

[coherer]

imo if you're at the stupid jokes phase when before it was "let's knife fight under the stars," I'd say that's progress

I want to talk about that kinda
Or my side of things at least
ik I'm not involved in whatever you guys have going on, it's not my business
Just like
You're the only people I trust here rn
It'd be cool if we all got along, like even superficially maybe

[fessus]

[ "Only one of us had a knife" is typed before he stops himself, working his jaw through a bit of tension as he simultaneously works through the emotion itself. ]

I'm not looking for a fight

As far as I'm concerned we worked it out. W/e you saw before is in the past, I'm not planning on trying to kick his ass again

[blyat]

[Why does everyone want to talk about things? Fuck.]

aren't we getting along right now?

2/2 surprise

[blyat]

also you didn't kick my ass

SMFH!

[coherer]

[fessus]

You see wtf I have to deal with

[ DO YOU SEE! ]

[blyat]

then watch what you say around me

look, jonas, i'm not gonna fight him either
not seriously
unless he asks for it

there's more important shit to focus on now

[coherer]

Yes like the preservation of the last dregs of my sanity?
Oh wait you mean the mission

I'm not herding cats here guys, I do not have the time or energy so just do whatever
I'm gonna use the group chat so check in every once in a while to make sure I'm not getting eaten or falling in quicksand
Thx

[fessus]

Right

So if Cain or I fall into quicksand which chat do we use again?

[blyat]

guess we just die

[coherer]

idk this is the group chat I made
Make your own
Or just yell very loudly

[fessus]

Super reassuring thanks, I owe him a tag back anyway so he can message me for the first one

Thx again for the whale thing

[blyat]

ha

ttyl

[at least he doesn't leave the chat]

[coherer]

"ha"???
Dear God lol
Hey at least he thinks we're funny

Anyway no prob, text me anytime guys
Seriously I get so bored out here

BYEEE